Happy 12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

1 Anda Ke Liye - Hindi Jokes
1 murgi market gai kaha - 1 anda dena.
Shop - Anday ka kya krogi?
Murgi - Mere pati ne kaha hai?
4 - ruraye ke liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.

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#1262 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Watch the news right now....
One more positive Jhatka from PM for all private company employees....

1) All private company employees will work only 8hrs.

2) If manager ask to wait more than 8hrs, employee can sue the manager in the court.

3) Employee can take weekly 1day leave apart from sat n sun.

4) Company has to give mandatory 30% rise in annual salary.

5) If employee wants to leave job, Company has to pay his full n final settlement on the last day of his service.

6) None of the employee can be terminated, as they were hired after long rounds of interview.

7) Special privileged leave on birthday, anniversary and celebration at home apart from annual leaves.

8) Minimum 1 hour of rest during working hours.

9) Free membership for extra curricular activities.

Effective from today midnight..






Aaisa mujhe sapna aaya tha
😜😁😁😬😬😂

#8350 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Aunty 1- Humari beti ke liye rishta aaya hai.

Aunty 2- Woww..ladka kya karta hai?

Aunty 1- Kya karta hai pata nahi but office train se jata hai..

wo bhi first class pass nikal ke.

Aunty 2- Waah! Kafi ameer khandan lagta hai.

#8449 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Tl

G1:feeling Out of this world

G2:Luv u baby muhaa

DM

G2-kya hua Didi?

G1-Sharda University ke bahar khadi hu andar nahi ghusne de rahe.

#8736 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke

Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

#8940 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha

#9181 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

#9321 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Bush:" Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi:" Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do..

Einstein:" Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan:" theek hai"

Sonia:" desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger:" Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates:" Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth:" oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do

And d best 1
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ACP Praduman:" Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

#9376 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

#10044 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Amazing Love Story:

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE
with kanjoos Girl
Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai
gali me SIKKA
fekungi,

awaaz sunke tum turant andar
aa jana.

Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1
ghante baad aaya.:-|

Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;->

Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha
tha..
Girl-pagal wo to "DHAAGA
BAANDH" k feka tha,
wapas khich liya

#15765 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

1 Gujarati aur Maarwadi ne samandar ke kinaare Board par likha dekha :

"DOOBTE HUE KO BACHAANE WALE KO Rs. 500 ka INAAM"

Maarwadi :Main samandar mein jump lagata hoon, tum mujhe bacha lena, is tarah Rs. 500 milenge jise hum aadha-aadha baant lenge

Yeh keh kar Maarwadi paani mein kood gaya.

Gujju khamoshi se dekhta raha.

Maarwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata tum mujhe bachaate kyon nahi?

Gujju : Tum ne board ke neeche nahi padha

Niche likha tha: "LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA INAAM".