A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Moses is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Moses is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot said, "I'm just trying to warn you, that's all."
The burglar asked, thinking to himself this must be a weird parrot, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Aaron."
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Aaron'?"
The bird answered, "The same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Moses'."
