Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Agar Ladki k Cell Main
Balance Ho
To Samjh Jao ki

Us ka Boyfriend Hai..
.
Aur
.
Agar Ladke k Cell Main

Balance Ho To Samajh

Jao K Uss ki koi Gf

Nahi..

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#130 ADMIN

06:58:09 AM 11 Apr, 2016

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

#6745 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

kuch ladke.. ladkiyo k peche, hath dho kar

pad jaate hai..
.

agar muh dho kar pade to kya pta koi mann

bhi jaye tongue emoticon

#7423 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
.
.
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
.
.
.
Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
.
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

#7526 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

"Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..

" I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..

Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
.
kaunu apki firki le rha hai

#7573 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota
hai sir ??
.
Teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar
karne wala milega.
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Girl: agar achi na bani to ?
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Teacher: to bahut saraye milenge :

#7785 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
.
.
.
Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
.
.
.
Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
.
.
.
.
Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!

#8194 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
.
eg.
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
.
matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
.
ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
.
toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

#8340 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar Aap chahte ho ki
LADKI
Pehle haath me le..

Phir muh me daale..

Phir jor se chuse..

Aur baad me

Paise bhi de. .

TOH FIR
...
K U L F I

Becho.

#8394 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Studnt:Mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai?

Teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,

to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai

#8812 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki patane ka tarika-

Chupke se usko
piche
jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
.
&
.Agr gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
.
"DIDI DAR GAYI"
"DIDI DAR GAYI" !!