Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!
