TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki,

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki

"Jab tu 10:0 pm baje so jaati hai,

toh tera whatsapp last seen at 3:0 am kyu dikhata hai". ?

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#8440 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Girlfriend: baby,

my heart is beating for you.

Boyfriend: ye to kuch bhi nahi hai.

once my father was beating me for you

#8650 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

English na aane ka Nuksaan:

Boyfriend: Darling,

are you free tonight?
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.Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche,

Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?

#8716 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

During Breakup,
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GIRL: I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you,
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So give me my photo Back,
GIRLS Rock,
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Boy sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's
and said: I forgot ur face Darling,

So please select your Photo
Yourself and Send back the Remaining,

#9213 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar mummy chappal maregi to uski journal entry kya hogi...
CHAPPAL A/C Dr.
TO IZZAT A/C
(being chappal received from mummy and izzat goes out)

: Journal Entry for Love:
GirlFriend A/c Dr.
To petrol A/c
To cash A/c
To gifts A/c
To recharge A/c
(Being love expenses incurred and the Boyfriend declared insolvent)

Sent to all Commerce students... we will create journal entry for anythng -
Commerce student are creative... (bachpan se)

#9608 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

At Traffic Signal
Boyfriend To Girlfriend:Jaan Main Tumhari Ankhon Main Saara Jahan Dekh Sakta Hoo.

Paas Main Ek Aadmi Without Helmet Khada Tha,

Usne Kaha Bhaisahab Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do Ki Aage Chaurahe Par Helmet Ki checking Ho Rahi Hai Ya Nahi..

#9733 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girlfriend:" Hamesha meri baat manoge

Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge Kiss nhi karoge.. ??
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Boyfriend: behen tu ghar jaa..

Tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge...

#9871 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
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Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha.

#10086 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend

GF : Honey where are you ?

BF : I'm at the bank.

GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"
of a river ..
Do you want fish

#10089 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend: :
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Aaj apni girlfriend ki shadi me jaa kar yeh ehsas hua ki,

Khana acha ho to mohabbat bhi feeki lagti hai..!