shadjg 12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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#8930 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha:{gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??

Aulad hai tu meri..

#9918 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
.
.

Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuru
ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..

#10158 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Bachhe Man k sachhe .
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida
hua??
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar
rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum
muje mile.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to
usme 1 mendak tha.
Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri!.

#23044 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Ye kaisa saya mere dil par hai chaya
Jise dekha bi nhi or mehsus hua bhi nhi

Ajeb sa naata jo tujhse jodna hai chaha
Rishta tuta bhi nhi or tu mila bhi nhi

Bedakhal bhi tujhe karu to karu kaise
Tera kabja bhi nhi or koi vaada bhi nhi

Zindagi tera bhi vishwas kaise karu
Tune kuch liya bhi nhi to diya bhi nhi

Guzar rahi hai zindagi meri kuch is trah
Manzil mili bhi nhi to rasta bacha bhi nhi

#24677 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Duniya Mein Tere Ishq Ka Charcha Na Karenge,
Mar Jayenge Lekin Tujhe Ruswa Na Karenge,

Qurban Karenge Kabhi Dil, Jaan Kabhi Sadqe,
Tum Apna Bana Logi To Kya Kya Na Karenge,

Gustakh Nigaahon Se Agar Tumko Gila Hai,
Hum Door Se Bhi Ab Tumhe Dekha Na Karenge.