arman 12:00:00 AM 31 May, 2017

Diye se na pucho uski loo me tail kitna h
Saaso se naa pucho baki khel ab kitna h

Puchna hi hain toh uss murde se pucho,
Zindagi me dard or kafan me sukun kitna h

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#470 ADMIN

08:16:01 AM 11 Aug, 2016

👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
Ek Admi👨 ne apni Wife👩 ko Letter Likha📝
Ke
Begum👩 is Month salary💰 nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss 😘💋Bhej raha ho
I love U❤

Wife👩 Ne reply kiya

Aapka Letter 📖mila
Salary💰 ke badle
100 KISS💋 miLay

16 Kiss💋 Sabzi 👳waLay ko diye

29 Kiss💋 School k Principal 👸ko Diye
Doodh wala👴 7 kiss💋 pe Razi nahi hua
Usko 12 kiss💋 dene paray

Makan Malik 👷to KISS💋 pe Razi hi nahi hua tha
Usko Kiss💋 K sath jhappi bhi deni pari

Mahina Aram 😲se Guzar gaya
Dont worry👋 I love u 2...😝


Hahahahahahahahahahaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mast hai to sab ko bejho
new hai market me

#6888 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Sir - koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi ?

Me-hamari zindagi jhand karne ko ;_;

*after a long pause*

Sir - aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.

class ke baad mil Daru pite hai

#8091 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha...

Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi

Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha

Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha

Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye...

Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi

Phir Kehne Lagi ..

"Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry..

#9096 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

After breakup:

Girl: Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar..

Boy: Tujhe ghumaane me petrol laga woh waapis kar.. tongue.png

Girl: Kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti..

#9235 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye..
.
Student:" Mujhe.. ???
.
Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai...

Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to
tere pass kitne bache..???

Student:" 20

Sir:" Kaise.. ??

Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...

#9736 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

After breakup:
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Girl:"Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, de ­ o,tshrt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar..
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Boy:"Tu petrol wapis kar
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Girl:"kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti :

#9886 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi
Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se
Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To
Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga,

Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy
Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai
Aur
Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh
Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon
Ya
Billa“

#17068 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Ek kali African ladki ko God ne pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli - wow! God kya aab main pari ban gayi hun?
God- Nahi re pagali tum ab chamgadar ban gayi ho.

#22918 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Baag ki baat sirf maali hi samjhe,
Phoolo ka dard jhuki daali hi samjhe

Duniya walo ne bhi kya reet banayi hai
Diye ka dil jale or log use Diwali samjhe

#23031 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Chadte huye suraj ko dhalte dekha
Bhujte huye diye ko jalte dekha

Heere ka jaha koi moul nahi paya
Waha khote sikke ko chalte dekha

Jinka ess duniya me koi nahi hota
Unko bhi hr mushkil se ladte dekha

Khuda ki rehmat barsti hai sab par
Uske bando ko pani par chalte dekha