TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai??
Santa: Chashme ke saath 75kgs.. grin.png

Doctor: Aur chashme ke bina?? /smile.png

Santa: Wo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..

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#7973 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,
.
Neend sukoon se aati hai,
.
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,
.
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
.
Aisa kyon hai ?
.
Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aapki zindagi may
Vitamin "SHE' ki kami hai

#9475 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aapki zindagi may
Vitamin "she' ki kami hai

#15587 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.

#15614 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai?
Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?

#15682 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a dawai to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-

#15686 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai.

Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena.

Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega?

Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par.

#15687 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?

Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.

#15688 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!

#15689 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!