Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese jetoon.. ??
.
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Frnd:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar jana or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat bhi chor sakta hun...:->
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Us ne jaa kar esa hi kiya..
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Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:"NAi
its 0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna hai.

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#470 ADMIN

08:16:01 AM 11 Aug, 2016

👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄👄
Ek Admi👨 ne apni Wife👩 ko Letter Likha📝
Ke
Begum👩 is Month salary💰 nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss 😘💋Bhej raha ho
I love U❤

Wife👩 Ne reply kiya

Aapka Letter 📖mila
Salary💰 ke badle
100 KISS💋 miLay

16 Kiss💋 Sabzi 👳waLay ko diye

29 Kiss💋 School k Principal 👸ko Diye
Doodh wala👴 7 kiss💋 pe Razi nahi hua
Usko 12 kiss💋 dene paray

Makan Malik 👷to KISS💋 pe Razi hi nahi hua tha
Usko Kiss💋 K sath jhappi bhi deni pari

Mahina Aram 😲se Guzar gaya
Dont worry👋 I love u 2...😝

Hahahahahahahahahahaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mast hai to sab ko bejho
new hai market me

#2067 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Some Fullforms of important words : -

1.) *GOOGLE* - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) *YAHOO* - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) *WINDOW* - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) *COMPUTER* - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) *VIRUS* - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) *UMTS* - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) *AMOLED* - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) *OLED* - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) *IMEI* - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) *ESN* - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) *UPS* - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. *HDMI* - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) *VPN* - Virtual private network.
14.) *APN* - Access Point Name.
15.) *SIM* - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) *LED* - Light emitting diode.
17.) *DLNA* - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) *RAM* - Random access memory.
19.) *ROM* - Read only memory.
20.) *VGA* - Video Graphics Array.
21.) *QVGA* - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) *WVGA* - Wide video graphics array.
23.) *WXGA* - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) *USB* - Universal serial Bus.
25.) *WLAN* - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) *PPI* - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) *LCD* - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) *HSDPA* - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) *HSUPA* - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) *HSPA* - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) *GPRS* - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) *EDGE* - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) *NFC* - Near field communication.
34.) *OTG* - On-the-go.
35.) *S-LCD* - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) *O.S* - Operating system.
37.) *SNS* - Social network service.
38.) *H.S* - HOTSPOT.
39.) *P.O.I* - Point of interest.
40.) *GPS* - Global Positioning System.
41.) *DVD* - Digital Video Disk.
42.) *DTP* - Desk top publishing.
43.) *DNSE* - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) *OVI* - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) *CDMA* - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) *WCDMA* - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) *GSM* - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) *WI-FI* - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) *DIVX* - Digital internet video access.
50.) *APK* - Authenticated public key.
51.) *J2ME* - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) *SIS* - Installation source.
53.) *DELL* - Digital electronic link library.
54.) *ACER* - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) *RSS* - Really simple syndication.
56.) *TFT* - Thin film transistor.
57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) *MPEG* - moving pictures experts group.
59.) *IVRS* - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) *HP* - Hewlett Packard.

Plz Share
🙏🙏

*Do we know actual full form of some words???*
*🔗News paper =*
_North East West South past and present events report._
*🔗Chess =*
_Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers._
*🔗Cold =*
_Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease._
*🔗Joke =*
_Joy of Kids Entertainment._
*🔗Aim =*
_Ambition in Mind._
🔗Date =
_Day and Time Evolution._
*🔗Eat =*
_Energy and Taste._
*🔗Tea =*
_Taste and Energy Admitted._
*🔗Pen =*
_Power Enriched in Nib._
*🔗Smile =*
_Sweet Memories in Lips Expression._

*🔗SIM =*
_Subscriber Identity Module_

*🔗etc. =*
_End of Thinking Capacity_
*🔗OK =*
_Objection Killed_

*🔗Or =*
_Orl Korec (Greek Word)_

*🔗Bye =*♥
_Be with you Everytime._

*share these meanings as majority of us don't know -* 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

#8081 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
.
.1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
.
.2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
.
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
.
.4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
.
.5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
.
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...

Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

#8091 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha...

Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi

Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha

Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha

Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye...

Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi

Phir Kehne Lagi ..

"Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry..

#8316 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko

dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, :o

Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!!

Ab ladke ko ICU me admit kiya gaya hai aur wo abhi sadme se baahar aa chuka hai

#8464 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“

#8488 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Robber
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

#8588 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

2 Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre Ke
Bagal Me Admit Thay..
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper.?
.
2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki..
Attack Aa Gaya...

#8642 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
.
Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!!

#8936 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali..

Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?

Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...

bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus nahi gaya..