TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 18 Feb, 2017

Ek Bar Fir Se Niklen Gey Talashe-E-IshQ Mein.. 💏

Duaa Karo Yaaro Es Baar Koii Bewafa Na Milee..😦😦

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#8595 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,

Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .

Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao... tongue.png
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai

#8644 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

#9426 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: "Chutiya"=

#9823 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!

#10017 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha- Sarkar 2
Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai??
Sambha- 2,1 ke Baad aata hai.
Gabbar- aur 2 ke pehle??
Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.
Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?
Sambha- 2,1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2,1 se
bada he
Gabbar- 2, 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde,
tune sirf namak khilaya hai, CHAVANPRASH
nahi !!!!!

#17214 shadjg

12:00:00 AM 21 Mar, 2017

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli.

#18608 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 14 Apr, 2017

Wife: – Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal ke
siva kuch nai .
Husband: – Tu EK Kaam Rkna, Jab wo aaye to kitchen
me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya…
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai…
fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao…
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Mehmano k aane ke bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai…
Husbnd: – Kya hua…???
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Wife: – Maa bahen ek hogayi…. BC Daal hi gir gai….

#22917 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Diwali ek khusiyon ka tayohaar hain,
Andhero se ujaalo ki aur barkaraar hain,

Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne k liye taiyaar h
Par jo saavdhani rakhe wahi samajdaar h

Koi waqt ka to koi khushiyo ka talabgaar h
Najre bhicha kar betha hai har koyi,

Sabhi ko diwali k en palo ka intezaar h
Jee lo inhe fir na kahna agle saal ka intezaar h

#24920 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Barsat ki bheegi raaton mein
fir koi suhani yaad aayi,

Kuchh apna jamana yaad aaya
kuchh unki jawani yaad aayi,

Hum bhool chuke the jisne hamein
duniya mein akela chhor diya,

Jab gaur kiya to ek surat jaani
pehchani yaad aayi.