Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani..
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Girls Hum Tumko Haraakar dikhayenge
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Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA:" Hum Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao..

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#8074 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi
Insaan Ke Bhesh Me
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Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon!

Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon,

Step cut kar Dena
Baad Mein Le Jaungie.....

#8711 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha:

“Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”

Conductor:

“Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

#9616 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya..

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bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting

aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting..

Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya..

kya bataon paper tha physics ka aur mein chemistry le aaya..

#9752 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha Pappu khud se batain kar raha tha...
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agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota..hahaha..
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agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha...
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agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha...
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Driver ko gussa aa gaya:" aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota.... ??

Pappu:" phir main bus driver hota..

#9978 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha
Tha K Achanak Sath Wale Toilet
Se Awaz Aai: Kya Haal Hai?
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Admi Ghabra Kr:
Theek Hon, .
Phr Awaz Aai:
Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
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Admi:
Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain, .
Phir Awaz Aai:
Main Aa Jaun?
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Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi
Se Bola: .
Nahi Nahi Main Busy Hon.
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Phir Awaz Aai:
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhen Baad
Mein Call Karta Hon.
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka
Jawab DeRaha Ha

#15727 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Ek din ek busstand me vul kar yatri log gaitlok samajh kar
Local gari me uth gaya, gari to rukh rukh kar jata hay
Yatri:keya hua bhai gari to rukh rukh kar jata hay kiu?
Helper: yeh to local hai..
Yatri: local aur gatelock yeh to tum log dega us lie yatri log samassa mein parega kiun?

#16103 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

MEN's Depression

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai..

- Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?

- Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?

- Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi?

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..

#25899 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Mere dil k dard ko kisne dekhaa hain,
Mujhe bus khuda ne tadapte dekha hai,

Hum tanhayi mein baithe rote hain,
Logo ne hume mahfil me haste dikha hai.