Aman 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke
Bola:" Waah,
Kya
Maal Hai..
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Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:" Maal To
Jhakkass
hai..
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Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na
Kaminey...

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#6692 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

aaj ek ladki ne mujhe cute bola.

i checked her profile..

* ladka nikla bc...

#8104 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki ne anpni engagement ki khabar apni friend ko batai. . . .
1st girl: dekhney mein kaisa hai,
2nd girl: Rich hai,
3rd girl: Rehta kahan hai,
4th girl: Pehli baar kahan miley the,
5th girl: Pehle propose kisne kia tha?
Engaged girl replied: mein Q batau,
Now ladka apne friends ko apni mangni ke bare mein batata hai,

toh 1st boy: treat de
2nd boy: treat de
3rd boy: treat de
4th boy: treat de
5th boy: treat de
Engaged boy replied: Kyun tumhari behen se karwai hai, jo treat dun!!

#8159 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladka Apne Dada Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Dada Ji Aap Itni Thand Mein Apni Pant Utaar Kar Kyu Bethe Ho?”

Dada: “Kal Main Yaha Apni Kameej Utar Kar Betha Tha

To Thand Se Meri Gardan Akad Gayi Thi Aj

Teri Dadi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pant Utar Kar Bethna.“

#8194 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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eg.
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
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matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
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ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
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toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

#8278 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya!

Yaar bunty, Tera ladka ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai.

Banti: arey bc dheere bol marvaiga kya, Kaamwali ka ladka hai,

ghar me khelne aya hai...!!

#8389 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya.

To Usne Ek Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha.

Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya: “Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hain Iss Sawaal Ka Jawaab

Dene Ke Liye, Aur Tumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab.”

Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur Uske Chaaro Option Padta Hai.

Girlfriend: “Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni! Bye.“

#8414 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai”

Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai“

#8713 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...
Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................
ush raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola....
."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu.. .
Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....".

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.

Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija.

#8827 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha
Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?"
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.Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai."
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Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se
Pareshan Kar Raha Hain."
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Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf
Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai."
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.Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai."
Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.