Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale ­ Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Maree­z toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya...

Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked

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#9505 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Khubsurat Ladkiyan Zyada Padhti Nahi H
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Woh Janti Hain K..
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Dunya K Kisi Koney Main Koi Gadha Un Ke Liye
Doctor, Engineer Ban Raha Hoga..

#16122 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Engineers at their best

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai, So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.


SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE



SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all...

TC arrives.... ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.



SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets..... Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train........... Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.

#17430 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Engineer - Office Jokes
Once an electronics engineer wife was pregnant and delivered a baby, but due to work the husband was in a camp.

The doctors phoned him to give the news, when the doctor called the Engineer and said he had a baby, the engineer asked whether it was a transmitter or a receiver!