arman 12:00:00 AM 31 May, 2017

Es dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do..
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam krdo

Meri zaat par faqat itna ehsaan kar do..
Kisi din subah ko milo, or shaam kar do..!!

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#7714 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Moral: Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bil

#7738 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Kehte hai ‪#‎dil‬ se aankhe band karo

To life me jisko ‪#‎pyaar‬ kiya

Uski ‪#‎tasveer‬ dikhti hai....

Toh maine bhi try kiya,
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#‎SLIDESHOW‬ chalu ho gaya.

#7973 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,
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Neend sukoon se aati hai,
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Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,
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Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
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Aisa kyon hai ?
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Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aapki zindagi may
Vitamin "SHE' ki kami hai

#8998 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

DEAR singles :
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February aane me Zyada tym nhi
hai
Mehnat karo dil laga k...!!
warna is bar bhi 14 feb..
FB pe Like
or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi

#9099 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..

Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

#9238 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Arz kiya hai.,
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"pitbull pardesi babu ne is priyanka k desi dil ko mann liya hai..
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Zara gaur farmaiye.
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Pitbull pardesi babu ne is priyanka k desi dil ko maan liya hai..
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Some songs give 'cancer' ye maine "Exotic" sun kr jan liya hai..

#9446 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

merì zindgi mujhe kuch adhuri si lagti h ......... ...

Esa lgta h dil ka ek hissa aj b uske pas h.

#9475 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aapki zindagi may
Vitamin "she' ki kami hai

#9535 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

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2. Gaadi main chalauga..

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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p

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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band.

#9587 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...

Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra

Inspector: Wrong Food

Arrest him

Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?

Banta's relative: Rice

Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho

Arrest him too

Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...