Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Father 2 son : tu itne time se murga kyun bana hein.

son: papa aap ne hi to kaha tha jo kam

tu school mein karta hein woh ghar pe bhi aadha ghanta kiya kar.

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#2536 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

ये केलकुलेशन आपको बताएगी की
आपका "Best Friend 2017" में कौन होगा...?
सही से Solve करना।

निचे दिए गए अंको में से कोई भी एक अंक चुने।
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.
अब 3 से गुना करे Multiply
अब उस अंक में 3 को जोड़ Addition
अब फिर 3 से गुना करे Multiply
आपको 2 Digit का अंक मिलेगा।

दोनों अंको को जोड़े अब ये नंबर
आपका fAVORITE. (पसंदीदा) PERSON होगा।
1. Brother
2. Teacher
3. Lover
4. Cousin
5. Student
6. Father
7. Friend
8. Class mate
9.TiLAK MALi
10. Brother in law
11. Sister in law
अगर अब भी ना मानो तो आपकी मर्ज़ी कोई और नम्बर. SELECT कर के फिर देख लो।😊😊

#15746 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

#16027 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

#16110 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

What is Vicious Circle:

The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for d weekend, We r going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says:
"Me & my boss r going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of urself"

The husband calls his girlfriend and says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition and says:
"No tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."

Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.
"I'm going to spend weekend with my son"

The secretary calls husband:
"I won't be going"

The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "

The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"

Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I've classes"
The Dad calls his secretary.........

#17460 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

01. Smart man + smart woman = Romance

02. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

03. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair

04. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage

05. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

06. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

07. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

08. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

09. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
--> A woman will pay $1 for 2a $2 item that she doesn't need.

10. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

11. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

12. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

13. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

14. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

15. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

16. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

17. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

18. A woman has the last wor2d in any argument.

19. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

20. In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
--> Then God created man and rested.
--> Then God created woman.
--> Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

21. Why do men die before their wives?
--> They want to.

22. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "Man, I wish I had your willpower."

23. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
--> Two Mother-in-laws.

24. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of --> Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
--> Dad: That happens in every country, son.

25. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".
--> Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

26. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

27. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
--> Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

28. How do most men define marriage?
--> An expensive way to get laundry did for free.

29. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

30. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

31. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

32. A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
--> And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."