arman 12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

For my wife who gives me courage
To endure all the challenges of life,

I wish a New Year that gives her
More strength to hold my hands tight.

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#7417 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husbands will be husbands
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying
Pan “tuunnnnnnnn..”
“HUSBAND: What was that for?
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with
the name ‘JULIE’ on it.
HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last
week & JULIE was the name of my
HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife hit him with the frying
pan AGAIN! “tuunnnnnnn..”
HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?
WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne aaj phone kiya
tha….... tongue emoticon

#9725 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

WIFE- JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai !
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai,
Room freshner side table par hai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,
Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi...!
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Isko kahate hai
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EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne!

#9931 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition

BOY : Which one ?
GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it
for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz
am preserving it for my future wife!!!

#15918 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

2 Sindhi

1st Sindhi:
U know I am the best at saving money.
I sent my wife alone for the honeymoon and saved half the money.

2nd Sindhi:
U have done nothing my friend.
I saved the total cost of my honeymoon.
I sent my wife with my friend.

#16077 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Two Wives chatting in office :

Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.

How was yours?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!

My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1 : How was your evening?

Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.

And what about you?

Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .

MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER......
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS

#16106 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one question

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, I will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

Student answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.

Professor Shocked!!!

#16110 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

What is Vicious Circle:

The boss calls his secretary & says:
"Get ready for d weekend, We r going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says:
"Me & my boss r going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of urself"

The husband calls his girlfriend and says:
"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition and says:
"No tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his father:
"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."

Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:
"Business trip is cancelled.
"I'm going to spend weekend with my son"

The secretary calls husband:
"I won't be going"

The husband calls his girlfriend:
"I am sorry My wife is not going "

The girlfriend calls boy:
"You have tuition"

Boy calls his father & says:
"Sorry Dad, I've classes"
The Dad calls his secretary.........

#16296 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

#17073 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Fortune - Marriage Jokes
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

#17127 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Letter From Mom - Funny Jokes
When the man came home, his wife was crying.

"Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.

"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked.

"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."

"And?"

At the end of the letter it was written:

PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.