Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??
Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai..
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Friend:" kyo.. ??
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Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum mera phone nahi uthate...
Bas,,, aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya.
Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??
Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai..
.
.
Friend:" kyo.. ??
.
.
.
Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum mera phone nahi uthate...
Bas,,, aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya.