Aman 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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Boy: DEGI?

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#7235 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips..
Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!
Girl: U liked it!?
Manager: Oh yeah!!
Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!!!!
D best way to express customer complaint

#8794 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Going to night clubs too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: and watching Cricket with your boys too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying you!

#8797 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

A man got a call from unknown
number..
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
Another call from unknown number..
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja !

#9693 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

#10057 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey

Another unknown call comes

Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja

#10058 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Boy: Nice Dress !!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Nice Ear-rings !!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Nice Shoes !!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Nice Lipstick !!
Girl(irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You are not Looking Beautiful...!!

#10192 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ??

#16213 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You