Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl to her Blind Bf:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu...
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Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale
Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi

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#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#3727 ADMIN

08:44:39 PM 02 Feb, 2017

*Heart 💔 touch*

*Valentine day*

जानू जानू बोलने वाली girlfriend चाहे ना हो,

लेकिन o-hero बोलने वाली बहन जरूर होनी चाहिए।

👆👆link open👆👆

#6200 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

boy :kya karti ho

girl :singer hu soundcloud pe gati hu.. aur tum?

boy : photographer hu screenshots leta hu

#6947 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Girl : Aaj toh hero lag rhe ho!
Me : Konsa hero?
Girl : Jo har movie me aata hai....
Me : Salman ?????
Girl : Nahi vo ad wala Mukesh Gutkha...
*cries in corner*

#7235 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips..
Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!
Girl: U liked it!?
Manager: Oh yeah!!
Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!!!!
D best way to express customer complaint

#7368 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

My superpower is, I can change a Girl's 'Online'

To 'Last Seen At' by just sending her a 'Hi'

#7470 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

After completing graduation...
a Student took his Girlfriend to his Home.

Father: Who is She?

Son replied...

"Campus Selection

#7573 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota
hai sir ??
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Teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar
karne wala milega.
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Girl: agar achi na bani to ?
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Teacher: to bahut saraye milenge :

#7895 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Exam Hall Is The Most Vulgar & Seducing Place Where You Can Say To A Girl : . . . . .

1. Kuch To Dikha De Yaar, Chal Figure Hi Dikha De. . .

2. Haath Hata Kuch Dikh Nai Raha, Aise Mein Kaise Karunga? . . .

3. Thoda Sa Reh Gaya Niche Ka Bas 10 Min. . . . . . . . . .

MOST FUNNY IS :-. . . . .

4. Ek Bar Aur Khol De, Mein Fatafat Kar Lunga..!!.

#7905 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

I was confused when I read one of the girl's facebook status as,

"Bang Bang tomorrow night"... Feeling Excited! - With Rahul and 12 others...

I was more confused when her next status was ..haider was better..