arman 12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Har Baar Mere Saamne Aati Rahi Ho Tum
har baar tum se mil ke bichhadta raha hoon main
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tum kaun ho ye khud bhi nahi jaanti ho tum
main kaun hoon ye khud bhi nahi jaanta hoon main

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#15720 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Shaadi karne ki baad aur shaadi karne ki aage

1. tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna

2. biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?

3. tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.

Aapko dhund raha hai

4. future ki baat soch kar ek moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).

5. onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).

6. aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.

7. keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.

#16287 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi..
20 Laakh,
30 Laakh,
35 Laakh..
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Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..??
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Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?"
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AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.."
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SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!"

#25725 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017

Maine kaha k bahut pyaar aata hai tum par,
Wo muskura k bole or tumhe aata hi kya hai.

Main uska hoon, yeh tou main jaan geya hon lekin,
Woh kis ka hai, ye sawaal mujhe sone nahi deta.

Chalo achchha hua kaam aa gayi diwaangi apni,
warna hum zamaane bhar ko samjhane kahan jate.

Woh karam ungliyon pay gintay hain,
Zulm ka jinkay kuch hisaab nahi.

Apne siva batao kabhi kuchh mila bhi hai tumhein,
Hazaar baar lee hain tumne mere dil ki talaashiyan.

Meri bahaduri ke kisse mash’hoor the shehar mein,
Tujhe kho jaane ke dar ne kayar bana diya.

Tu khamosh kyon hai ye to maloom nhi magar,
Dil doob sa jata hai jab tu khamosh hota hai.

Guzar gaya wo waqt jab tere talabgar the hum.
Ab khuda bhi ban jao to sajda na krenge.

#25889 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Bahut faltu se lagte hai mujhe ab yaar k kisse,
Gul-o-guljar ki baate lab-o-rukhsar k kisse.

Yaha sab k muqaddar me fakat zakhm-e-judayi hai,
Sab hi jhoote fasane hain wisal e yaar ke kisse,

Bhala ishq-o-mohabbat se kisi ka pet bhara h kabi,
Suno tum ko sunata hu main kaar-o-baar k kisse,

Mere ehbaab kehte h yehi ek aib hai mujhme,
Sar-e-dewaar likhta hu pas-e-dewaar se kisse,

Main aksar esliye logo se ja k khud nahi milta,
Wahi roz ki bekaar ki baate, wahi beekar ke kisse.

#26285 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 09 Jun, 2017

Mere Kamre Ki Dhoop Roothkar Chali Gyi,
Jaise Ghar Ki Har Baat Baahar Chali Gaii,

Aai Thii Mujhe Bimaar Ka Haal Puchhne
Phool Haath Mein Thamaa Kar Chali Gai,

Waqt Ne Haath Milaayaa Iss Udaasi Se,
Har Ummid Na-Ummid Bankar Chali Gai,

Jo Aai Thii Sunke Meri Aawaaz Hansti Hui,
Anjaani Aahat Se Ulte Pair Ghar Chali Gai,

Tuuti Chhat Kab Tak Saath Nibhaati,
Aai Raat Baarish Neend Udaakar Chali Gai,

Shaam Kaa Dhaltaa Suraj Yuun Lagtaa Hai,
Jaise Har Baat Kal Par Chali Gaii.

#26400 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 09 Jun, 2017

Badan Ke Jarre Jarre Mein Bas Gayi Hai Tu,
Mere Lahu Ki Dhar Mein Bhi Bas Rahi Hai Tu,

Tujh Par Har Kadam Par Main Aitbaar Karta Hun,
Tujhe Pata Nahi Kitna Main Pyar Karta Hun.