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12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017
Har kisi ke dil mein ho, sabke liye pyar,
Puri ho adhuri kahani, naye saal mein,
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#843 ADMIN
05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970
BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....
BETA: No
BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai
BETA: Phir Thik Hai
Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya
BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.
Ambani : No
BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...
Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.
Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.
BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...
Presidnt: No
BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.
YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...
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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga
#7431 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
Kejriwal: Wifi free
denge poori delhi mein.
Sisodia: Bahut kharcha ayega!!!
Kejriwal :Wifi ka password kisi ko nai denge ji.
#8869 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
.
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
.
Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
.
.."TRY"to har ek ko karungi..:
.
Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . .
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Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nhi,
.
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum
nhi,
.
.Are uss ladki ki maa ki.
kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi..
#9156 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA
RAHA THA
.
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KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ??
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BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE
TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA
RAHA
HU
CHALEGA ?
#9489 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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.Muh Se.
#9654 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Teacher:" promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge
All Students:" Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher:" Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge
All Students:" kabhi nahi pienge sir,
Teacher:" promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki taraf dekhoge bhi nahi
All Students:" Nahi dekhenge,
Teacher:" Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge
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All Students:" Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh k karenge bhi kya..
#9727 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na
mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address
kahan ka dete ho.. :
#9739 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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Ans:" Dhobi
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu..
#9764 Aman
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha
tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao..."
Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir
shuru ho gaya,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao ."
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min
late ho gayi hai..
#9877 Aman
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
.
Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
.
AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,
