TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

he : i love you
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she : itni jor se chamat marungi

seedhe ghar jake girega :>
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he : thoda dhire marna market jana hai maa ne dhaniya lane ko bola hai

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#15 ADMIN

04:02:12 AM 11 Feb, 2016

Kaka को रात मे 12 बजे एक लड़की का फोन आता हैँ !!
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.kaka :- Hello, कौन ?
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लड़की :- हम तेरे बिन अब रह नही सकते, तेरे बिना क्या वजूद मेरा
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Kaka :- (Excited होकर ) : कौन हो आप ?
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लड़की :- तुझसे जुदा गर हो जायेंगे तो खुद से ही हो जायेंगे जुदा…!
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Kaka :- (खुशी के मारे आँखों से पानी लाते हुए) :-तुम सचमुच मुझसे शादी करोगी….????
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लड़की :- इस गाने को अपनी कॉलर ट्यून बनाने के लिए 8 दबाएं।

#35 ADMIN

06:09:42 PM 11 Feb, 2016

Banti Babli se bhut pyar karta tha
Banti ne socha ki aaj apne dil ki bat kah hi deta hu

Banti – mujhe ek bat khni hai

Babli – kya ?

Banti – muje ‘Aap’ pasand hai

Babli – lekin muje to ‘Bhajpa’ pasand hai

ho gya na dimag ka dahi :) :)

#95 ADMIN

11:23:36 PM 11 Mar, 2016

*: URGENT.*

Tonight at 00: 30 to 03: 30 make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, etc ... and put away from your body.

Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Tonight, 12:30 to 3:30 for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to Earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC News. Send this message to all the people who matter to you. FORWARDED AS RECEIVED


आज रात 12.30 से 3.30 बजे तक प्रथ्वी के पास से खतरनाक कास्मिक किरणें गुजरेंगी ।
कृपया आप अपने अपने मोबाइलफ़ोन स्विच ऑफ करके रखे ।और फ़ोन को अपने पास रखकर बिल्कुल न सोइए। अन्यथा आपको हानि पहुँच सकती हे।कृपया इस सन्देश को नजरअंदाज न करे। यदि आपको विश्वासन होतो आप गूगल पर "नासा बी बी सी न्यूज़"सर्च कर विस्तृत समाचार देख सकते हे। cede कृपया इस सन्देश को अन्य लोगो तक पहुचाने की कृपा करे। धन्न्यवाद

Pls. Sabhi gruop me send kariye

#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕









Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#117 ADMIN

03:09:06 AM 11 Apr, 2016

*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*

*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*

*Then,*

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
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*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*
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*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our*

*"ATTITUDE"...*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life*
*and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing mathematics*

*Beautiful msg to share:*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*

*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

*With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above, study the*
*following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself*

*Hindu -*
*S h r e e K r i s h n a*
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1
=135
*=1+3+5 = 9*

*Muslim*
*M o h a m m e d*
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4
= 72
*= 7+2 = 9*

*Jain*
*M a h a v i r*
13+1+8+1+22+9+18
=72
*= 7+2= 9*

*Sikh*
*G u r u N a n a k*
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11
=108
*=1+0+8 = 9*

*Parsi*
*Z a r a t h u s t r a*
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1
=153
*=1+5+3 = 9*

*Buddhist*
*G a u t a m*
7+1+21+20+1+13
=63
*= 6+3 = 9*

*Christian*
*E s a M e s s i a h*
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8
=99
9+9=18
*1+8 = 9*

*Each one ends with number 9*

*THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!*

👈 *who ever created this msg's great.....*
👌👌🌟✨✨💖💖

#305 ADMIN

12:42:54 AM 11 Jun, 2016

धरती पर प्यार से तीन शब्दों की रचना हुयी है .......
(1)Boyfriend
(2)Girlfriend
(3)Family
किन्तु एक बात ध्यान देने वाली है कि
Boyfriend और
Girlfriend इन दो शब्दों के अन्तिम तीन अक्षर से बनता है "end" इसलिये ये सम्बन्ध एक दिन ख़त्म हो जाते हैं परन्तु तीसरा शब्द है Family, जिसके पहले तीन अक्षर से बनता है :
Fam=Father and mother आैर अन्तिम तीन अक्षर से :-
ily= i love you , अत: जिस शब्द का आरम्भ पिता एंव माता से और अन्त प्यार के साथ हो , वह शब्द सही मायने मे परिवार है ।
Plzzz share all Friends......

#464 ADMIN

07:49:11 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Four Seasons fill the measure of the year;
There are four seasons in the mind of man:—
He has his lusty Spring, when fancy clear
Takes in all beauty with an easy span:
He has his Summer, when luxuriously
Spring's honey'd cud of youthful thought he loves
To ruminate, and by such dreaming high
Is nearest unto heaven: quiet coves
His soul has in its Autumn, when his wings
He furleth close; contented so to look
On mists in idleness—to let fair things
Pass by unheeded as a threshold brook:
He has his Winter too of pale misfeature,
Or else he would forego his mortal nature.

#465 ADMIN

07:49:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee

#466 ADMIN

07:50:05 AM 11 Aug, 2016

So oft have I invok’d thee for my Muse
And found such fair assistance in my verse
As every alien pen hath got my use
And under thee their poesy disperse
Thine eyes, that taught the dumb on high to sing
And heavy ignorance aloft to fly,
Have added feathers to the learned’s wing
And given grace a double majesty
Yet be most proud of that which I compile,
Whose influence is thine and born of thee:
In others’ works thou dost but mend the style,
And arts with thy sweet graces graced be;
But thou art all my art and dost advance
As high as learning my rude ignorance

#587 ADMIN

03:59:34 AM 11 Nov, 2016

"Wife, बीवी, पत्नी, श्रीमती, औरत, अर्धांगिनी, घरवाली …
इन सब में क्या अंतर है...?"

*Father*: "बेटा, इतना मत सोचो
*मुसीबत एक … नाम अनेक..."*