Afsar 12:00:00 AM 31 May, 2017

Ho apko har shaam mubarak
Har chandni ki raat mubarak

Ess Nav Varsh 2017 ka
Har ek pal ho apko mubarak

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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕

Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#1804 ADMIN

01:24:24 AM 12 Jun, 2016

Main Ghar Late
Aya To Papa Ne Poocha:
Kaha Thaa Kamine😡?

I Said:
Friend K Ghar Par Tha🏡

To Papa Ne Mere Hi Samne Mere 10 friends Ko Call Ki😳

4 Ne Kaha:
G Uncle Yahin Par Tha😆

3 Ne Kaha:
Abi Abi Nikla Hai🙊

2 Ne Kaha:
Yahan Par Hi Hai Uncle, Padh Rahe Hai, Phone Doon Kya...?😝

1 Kaminy Ne To Had Hi Kr Di,,
Wo Meri Awaz Mein Bola:🙊😂😂
''G Papa Bolo Kya Hua...?
Ye Sun Kar To Papa Bhi Hans Pade.👨😂
Aur Bole...Kameene Aaj Pata Chala Ke
"Dost Zindagi Mein Nahin Milte Balki Zindagi Dosto Main Milti h,,👫👬👭

Special Doston Ko Send Kro😄😍😘😘

Note:
Yeh msg un dosto ko bhejo jin ka sath aap puri zindgi nahi chhodna chahte..☺

muje bhi kare agar aap muje bhi nahi khona chahte..

Yeh msg sabko send karo aur dekho kitne log Aapko khona nahi chahte..

#7862 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Bank customer service best reply:
Customer - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din me.
Customer - Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai....Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay Q ?
Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho...aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai...
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.....

#8120 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Aaj Ka Suvichar-

Patni PaperWeight ki tarah hoti hai...
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Woh aapko Fadfadane to deti hai...

Par uddne nahi deti..

#9203 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

shadi ke 7 sukh

1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye)

2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye)

3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye)

4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye)

5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye)

6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye)

7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye)

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

#9506 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

 Kundi dono taraf se hotihai ap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao.

#9765 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun... ??
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Miss:"so sweet..
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Baccha:"To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
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Miss:"wo q.. ??
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Bacha:"q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye.. wink.png)
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Miss:"ye kya bakwas hai.. gasp.png:/
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Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!

miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain..

#9823 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!

#9973 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl: Aap mujhe lift denge to main apko apna cell no. dungi smile.png
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ENgineer boy: Jahan chaho wahan chhor dunga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,

bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol dalwadena ji

Uff! Mehangai ne Engineers ko bhi shareef bna dia hai.

#10014 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi
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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena bajismile.png

Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "