TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye .

1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya .

Husband : Oh Shit .

Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein " KHEL " khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai

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#4914 ADMIN

12:00:00 AM 11 Feb, 2017

wife:

सुनो जी, आपके birthday के लिए

इतने mast कपड़े लिए हैं ….

कि बस पुछो ही मत ..!

husband :

love u janu ,
लाओ दिखाओ …

wife: हां, अभी पहन के आती हूं …

husband : :-o ?$%& …. !!!

#7417 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husbands will be husbands
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying
Pan “tuunnnnnnnn..”
“HUSBAND: What was that for?
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with
the name ‘JULIE’ on it.
HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last
week & JULIE was the name of my
HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife hit him with the frying
pan AGAIN! “tuunnnnnnn..”
HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?
WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne aaj phone kiya
tha….... tongue emoticon

#8119 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Million Dollar Question:

If U don't like ur Husband,

why don't u just leave him & go ??

Answer from wife: I don't like doing anything that will make him Happy..!!

#8196 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife : I am not talking to you.

Husband : Okay.

Wife : Don't you want to know the reason.

Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision!

#8331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Oversmart Wife:

"If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend,


What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?"


Smart Husband: "You Are A Lesbian"

#8453 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast,

I am having an argument with my wife & she says she will jump from your hotel window.

Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.

Husband : arre haramkhor ! The window is not opening.

This is a maintenance issue ..

#9725 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

WIFE- JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai !
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai,
Room freshner side table par hai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,
Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi...!
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Isko kahate hai
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EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne!

#16077 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Two Wives chatting in office :

Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins.

How was yours?

Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing!

My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.

When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1 : How was your evening?

Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep.

And what about you?

Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house .

MORAL : PRESENTATION DOES MATTER......
NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS

#16079 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)
Don't laugh loud ----
The extended version says...
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before