Happy 12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

I had a dream of u
Last night
I had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

2 rupaye lene they..... ;-)

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#465 ADMIN

07:49:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee

#793 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Dosto Modi ki

Shaddi karwao

Khali dimag shaitan ka ghar...

Kisne socha tha ki

laxmi poojan ke Baad

laxmi visarjan karna padega.
😂😂😜😜😜

#843 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phir Thik Hai

Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

😎
👈 🎽 👉
\ - \
👢👢
Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga

#946 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Year 2035 :
Child - Papa, aap mummy se kaise mile ?
Pappa: Beta, undino ATM ki line mein khade the....5-6 ghante baatein hui aur pyaar hogaya... 😜

#1288 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Just For Laughs*
😜🤑

*A Bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant, who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.*

*One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.*

*Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.*

*The shop assistant nods, and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.*

*The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.*

*When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.*

*As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on, and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.*

*After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"*

*Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.*

*Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.*

*Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"*

*"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."* 😝🤑😜😅😂

#1662 ADMIN

10:53:31 AM 12 Feb, 2016

Jo Mehboob ko dekh ke jor jor se dhadke,
use dil kehte hain…
Aur jo uss dil ko hansa ke khush kare,
use kapil kehte hain..
✍Apno ki chaht✍

#1804 ADMIN

01:24:24 AM 12 Jun, 2016

Main Ghar Late
Aya To Papa Ne Poocha:
Kaha Thaa Kamine😡?

I Said:
Friend K Ghar Par Tha🏡

To Papa Ne Mere Hi Samne Mere 10 friends Ko Call Ki😳

4 Ne Kaha:
G Uncle Yahin Par Tha😆

3 Ne Kaha:
Abi Abi Nikla Hai🙊

2 Ne Kaha:
Yahan Par Hi Hai Uncle, Padh Rahe Hai, Phone Doon Kya...?😝

1 Kaminy Ne To Had Hi Kr Di,,
Wo Meri Awaz Mein Bola:🙊😂😂
''G Papa Bolo Kya Hua...?
Ye Sun Kar To Papa Bhi Hans Pade.👨😂
Aur Bole...Kameene Aaj Pata Chala Ke
"Dost Zindagi Mein Nahin Milte Balki Zindagi Dosto Main Milti h,,👫👬👭

Special Doston Ko Send Kro😄😍😘😘

Note:
Yeh msg un dosto ko bhejo jin ka sath aap puri zindgi nahi chhodna chahte..☺

muje bhi kare agar aap muje bhi nahi khona chahte..

Yeh msg sabko send karo aur dekho kitne log Aapko khona nahi chahte..

#2332 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

💁लडकियां red कलर की लिपस्टिक के 20 shades में भी
आसानी से अंतर बता सकती हैं
और
लड़के शैम्पू की बजाये कंडिशनर से नहा लेंगे और
गाली दे कर बोलेंगे....कौन लाया ये
शैम्पू
झाग ही नहीं है साले में।
😜😂😝💕😉😍💕😍
,
खाना खाने के बाद लड़कियां टिशू पेपर से इतने प्यार से मुंह पाेछती है कि,
,
कहीं होंठ उखड़ के टिशू पेपर के साथ ना आ जाय।
ऒर
,
लड़के ऐसे साफ करते कि
,
जैसे दीवार पे रेगमार रगड़ रहा हो!!!!!!
😝😆😍☺😘😘😉💕😍
,
INDIA में लोग भले ही
हेलमेट ना पहने
पर
फ़ोन कवर
और स्क्रीन गार्ड ज़रूर लगाएंगे,
चाहे सर फुट जाये
पर
मोबाइल को एक खरोंच तक नहीं आनी चाहिए
😂😝😝I love my India.👍
भारतियों का टैलेंट... !!😜
,
जहाँ से 'स्पीड ब्रेकर' टूटा हो वहाँ से गाड़ी निकालने का टैलेंट ज़रूर होता है।
पर गाड़ी धीरे नही करेगें...😝
,
और जब भी किसी मंदिर के बाहर से निकले, चाहे कार में हो या बाइक पर...
इतना स्टाइल से सीने पे हाथ रख कर
अपना सर झुकाता है...😛
.....जैसे भगवान् अटेंडेंस रजिस्टर लेकर खिड़की पर बैठे बैठे उसी का इंतज़ार कर रहे हों.....!!!
😝😝😜😜😂😂💕😉😍
,
अगर ट्रेन लेट हो तो लड़कियाँ सिर्फ
.
.
इंतज़ार
इंतज़ार
और इंतज़ार करेंगी
.
.
.
जबकि लड़के पूरा प्लेटफॉर्म घूम आयेंगे शायद कोई मस्त आइटम दिख जाए
😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😊
,
पहली क्लास के बच्चे भी आजकल ऐसे बाल खड़े करके फुल
मोडलिंग मे स्कूल जाते है और एक हमारा ज़माना था हमारी
माँ खोपरे का तेल बालों मे लगाकर बालों को ऐसे चिपका
देती थी कि तूफान भी आ जाए तो एक भी बाल इधर से उधर न
हो सके 😜😛😴👍

#5340 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 11 Feb, 2017

he - abhi mat chuo mujhe.shadi k baad jitna marzi chu lena.

me- ok abhi mein chlta hun, jab tumari shadi ho jaye to phone krke bta dena

#5699 Aman

12:00:00 AM 12 Feb, 2017

garmi itni badh gai hai ki do minute dhoop mein khade reh kar

aap logon ko bol sakte ho ki

work out ke baad ka paseena hai yeh.