arman 12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

I will never be able to repay you back
For the pains you took throughout

These years to make me the person I am today.
All I can say you on the New Year is thanks

And hope you will remain by my side
To help me achieve great things.

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#1824 ADMIN

10:48:08 AM 12 Jul, 2016

Heard in a bank :
"Sir, can I wash this ink mark with water?"
"No"
"Shampoo?"
"Never"
"How long will it last?"
"Almost a year"
"Then please apply some in my hair, I'm tired of these ordinary dyes."😂😂

#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#8446 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and
93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,

will u marry me?

Girl : No
... .
.
.
.
A week later she was his mother!

*Moral: Never give ideas to a Woman..

#16079 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !
(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)
Don't laugh loud ----
The extended version says...
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before

#16118 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Questions Women ask that Men hate

Am I fat?

Do you think she's pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

#16121 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India).


Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)


Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.


Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid


Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!

#16128 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

6 Negatives lines, with positive meanings....!!

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice..

6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never
die...!!

#16227 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do....
Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.

#16291 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

#16350 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

4 Most Un-defined things of girls-
1) "Tum na bahut wo ho"
(now who the Hell is 'WO'?)
2) "Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi".
(no one will never know what was their 'UMEED')
3) "Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe"
(Khud tok-tok ke badalti hain, then say "THIS")
4) "Sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hoon"
(with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful")
:-)