In a big family the young army uncle brought home a friend from Army duty for holiday lunch. The friend had too many visible tattoos on his body.
All members sat down around the dining table with visitor, the four-year-old nephew couldn't take his eyes off the man's colorful pictured arms.
Finally his curiosity settled, and in a moment of silence around, he politely asked the guest "Didn't your mother give you a paper to write on?"
