Happy 12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

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#15992 Happy

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Patni : "Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho?"

Pati : "Arre bhai mujhse bho to swarg mein poochha jayega.. Kya kha ke mare the?"

#16721 Happy

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Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain?
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#16722 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain?
Santa - Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare.
Sir - Very good, ek example dena.
Santa - Aap ki beti Si

#17510 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

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#17533 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Bhasha Ka Fark - Marriage Jokes
Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

#25003 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Phool khilte hain baharon ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai.
.
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
.
Ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.
Bollywood Movie: Sarfarosh

#25211 arman

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

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Usse Zubaan Par Lao Aur Bayan Kar Do,

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Hum Bas Sunein Aise Be-Zuban Kar Do.

#25946 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain,

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se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

#25994 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Phool khilte hain baharon ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai.

Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.