TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke
ke saath dekhta hu to
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Dil pe haath rakh ke
khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
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Bhai-Behan hai
Bhai-Behan hai

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#7390 TIPU

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What girls do before lending notebooks:
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1. Time pe wapas de dena.
2. Kho mat dena.
3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena.
4. Kisi aur ko mat dena
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#8715 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

#9173 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,

Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .

Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

#11494 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 18 Feb, 2017

💑 Ruk Ruk Ke Hamare Badhte Huye Kadmo Me Chahat Thi Hamari Ek Hone Ki 💕
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#18695 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
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To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai

#22909 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Kon kisi ke bina yaha marta hai
Saase to har ek ko leni padti h

Par us zindagi ka bhi kya kare,
Jab har din maut mangni padti h

#23557 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 01 Jun, 2017

Aapka or khushiyo ka janam janam ka sath ho
Aap ki tarakki ki har kisi ki juban par baat ho,

Jab bhi koyi mushkil aaye,
My friend Ganesha humesha aap ke saath ho.

#24518 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 04 Jun, 2017

Jab bhi dekhta hu..
Kisi gareeb ko haste hue

to yakeen aa jata hai
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#24981 arman

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Jab Aap Kisi Se Rooth Kar Nafrat Se Baat Karo

Aur fir bhi Wo Uska Jawab Mohabbat Se de,

To Samajh Jaana Ki Wo Aapko Khud Se Zyada Pyar Karta Hai..