Afsar 12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar,
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta,

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane,
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta.

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#8035 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher : Pappu batao..

ye sign tumne kaha dekha hai?
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Awesome ans by Pappu..

Jab ladkiya car me seat belt pahenti hai tab..

#8628 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pappu Ko Dast (loose motion) Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”

Pappu Jawab Deta Hai:

“Haan Kela To Liya Tha Lekin Jab Nikala To Phir Shuru Ho Gaye

#8660 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.

Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.

Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun”

Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The“

#8661 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.

Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.

Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun”

Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The“

#9574 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
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Husband gehri soch me tha.

Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?

. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .

Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzzz

#9877 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
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Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,

#15606 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha:- are sunita gajab Ho Gaya.dekh to Pados Ki do Auraten teri Saas ki pitaai kar Rahi Hain.
Sunita padosan Ke Sath chat per Aayi Aur chhupkar pitaai Dekhane Lagi. padosan Ne Pucha, Aap Madad Karane Nahi Jayengi ?
Sunita - Nahi nahin do Hi bahot Hain

#16089 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Husband aur Wife mein baatcheet bandh thi

Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha.. uss ne raat ko paper par likha

"Mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"

Aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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Subah 8 baje jab utha toh dekha uske
upar bahut saare paper pade the

aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"

Moral- Wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..

#17214 shadjg

12:00:00 AM 21 Mar, 2017

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli.