Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,

Agli baar tum ek lambi
pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

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#7502 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husband:
Jab mai
tumhe chillata hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
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Wife:
toilet saaf karke
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Husband:
Hahahaha ,
bewkoof aurat vo kaise?
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Wife:
Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu..

#8607 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband.. jab mai tumhe marta hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho.... :o
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Wife..toilet saaf karke grin.png
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Husband..haste hue : pagal aurat vo kaise? grin.png

Wife..toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu

#8715 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

#9173 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,

Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .

Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

#9302 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki

Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..

#9574 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
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Husband gehri soch me tha.

Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?

. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .

Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzzz

#10022 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

#10081 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Gareebi Kya Hai ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupye Me Kiss Karne Ko

Taiyaar Ho..
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Aur
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.

#10106 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein

Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai

KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?

Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega

Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.

Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,,

wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath

#11346 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 18 Feb, 2017

Tum Se Doori Ka Ehsaas Jab Satane Laga

Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Aane Laga

Jab Bhi Tumhe Bhulane Ki Koshish Ki Dost

Tu Dil Ke Aur Bhi Paas Aane Laga. ...miss you....😘