Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Jis Din Se Juda Woh Humse Hue,
Is Dil Ne Dhadkna Chhor Dia,

Hai Chand Ka Munh Bhi Utra Utra,
Taaron Ne Chamakna Chhor Diya.

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#7331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha.
Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila.
Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To
Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or
Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga.
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Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa.
Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne
Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar
Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail..
Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai"
.
Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko
Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi.
Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

#8091 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha...

Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi

Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha

Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha

Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye...

Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi

Phir Kehne Lagi ..

"Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry..

#9379 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari�� lag gai,

usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS✉ kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
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Par
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Usne
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Galati se galat no. Par SMS✉ bhej diya

Jisko ye MSG✉ mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,

SMS✉ padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.

MSG✉ kuch is tarah ka thaa......
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....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,

yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,

aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi..

#9540 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila..

sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai... tongue.png

Wo Usey apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga...
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa..

Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kar boli:" Acha to ye hai wo Churail.. tongue.png

jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hai"
.
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:"Koi baat nhi..

Budhi hai, jaldi marr jayegi":

#15755 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha ki "Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega"

Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.

Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai.

Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein) : Sir main aapko kaise samjhun, procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na. Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge. Boliye?

#16002 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

1. 8 eenton (bricks) ki wicket hogi.

2. First ball try hogi.

3. Battin team umpiring karegi.

4. Baal deewar ko direct lagi to six aur direct baahar gayi to out.

5. Last batsman akela batting kar sakta hai.

6. Jo beech mein game chhodega usse kal nahi khilayenge.

7. Jo ball baahar phenkega woh khud lekar aayega aur nahi mili to khareedkar layega.

8. Chhote bachche sirf fielding karenge, unhein last mein batting denge.

9. Jab andhera ho jaayega to slow ball karaai jaayegi.

10. Deewar ko lag kar catch hua to not out hoga.

11. 3 ball lagaatar wide to over cancel.

12. Jo jeetega woh agli baar batting karega.

13. Jiska bat hoga wohi opening karega.

#16074 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha ki "Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega"

Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.

Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai.

Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein) : Sir main aapko kaise samjhun, procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na. Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge. Boliye?
Customer behosh!

#17521 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules - Sports Jokes
Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

1. 8 eenton (bricks) ki wicket hogi.

2. First ball try hogi.

3. Battin team umpiring karegi.

4. Baal deewar ko direct lagi to six aur direct baahar gayi to out.

5. Last batsman akela batting kar sakta hai.

6. Jo beech mein game chhodega usse kal nahi khilayenge.

7. Jo ball baahar phenkega woh khud lekar aayega aur nahi mili to khareedkar layega.

8. Chhote bachche sirf fielding karenge, unhein last mein batting denge.

9. Jab andhera ho jaayega to slow ball karaai jaayegi.

10. Deewar ko lag kar catch hua to not out hoga.

11. 3 ball lagaatar wide to over cancel.

12. Jo jeetega woh agli baar batting karega.

13. Jiska bat hoga wohi opening karega.

#17522 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules - Sports Jokes
Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

1. 8 eenton (bricks) ki wicket hogi.

2. First ball try hogi.

3. Battin team umpiring karegi.

4. Baal deewar ko direct lagi to six aur direct baahar gayi to out.

5. Last batsman akela batting kar sakta hai.

6. Jo beech mein game chhodega usse kal nahi khilayenge.

7. Jo ball baahar phenkega woh khud lekar aayega aur nahi mili to khareedkar layega.

8. Chhote bachche sirf fielding karenge, unhein last mein batting denge.

9. Jab andhera ho jaayega to slow ball karaai jaayegi.

10. Deewar ko lag kar catch hua to not out hoga.

11. 3 ball lagaatar wide to over cancel.

12. Jo jeetega woh agli baar batting karega.

13. Jiska bat hoga wohi opening karega.

#22979 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Aap wo phool ho jo gulshan mein nahin khilte
Par jis pe aasmaan ke farishte bhi fakr hai karte

Aap ki zindagi hadd se zyada kimti hain,
Janam din aap hamesha mnaye yu hi hanste hanste 🙂