Afsar 12:00:00 AM 09 Jun, 2017

Karoge Yaad Tum Yaro,
Ki Main Kahta Tha Kabhi,

Doulat Aur Mohabbat Ka,
Na Kabhi Bhi Mel Hota Hai,

Hoti Hai Jinke Liye Doulat Hi
Sab Se Badhkar,

Unke Liye Toh Yeh Mohabbat,
Fakt Ek Khel Hota Hai.

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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕









Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#16351 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

3 frnd sonu, monu,tonu picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sonu ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sonu: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sonu nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya sonu ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"

#18651 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 14 Apr, 2017

3 Idiots Part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot Dino Se Whatsapp Me Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bohot Maza Aa Raha Hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nai Hai...
Tell Me, What Is A Post?

Rancho: Anything That Is Posted On Whatsapp Is A Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can You Please Elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Whatsapp Pe Log Daalte Hai Post Hai Sir...
Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya!
Post Hai Sir...
Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir!
Ek Second Me Comment, Ek Second Me Reply!
Comment-Reply...
Comment-Reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut Up! Account Banake Ye Karoge? Comment-Reply.. Comment-Reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

Chatur: Pictures, Texts Or Videos Posted Through Mobile Or Tablet Via Different Operating Systems Using Internet On Whatsapp Is Called A Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi Toh Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Karna Hai Toh Facebook Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao... 😡

Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi Toh...

Teacher: Get Out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why Sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Bahar Jaiye.

Rancho Goes Out And Comes Back.

Teacher: Kya Hua?

Rancho: Kuch Bhool Gaya Tha Sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A Utility Button Given To Us, To Protect Our Private Data I.e. Pictures, Messages Or Personal Information For Being Stolen Or Used For Bad Purpose By Hackers Or Anyone Else...😐

Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chaahte Ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Gaya Tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?!😩

Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya...😕

#18745 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

Girlfriend: – Jaanu apni ye Diamond Ring
mujhe de do…!!!
Boyfriend: – kiyu Honey?
GF: – Main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi…!!!
BF: – Yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: – Woh kaise…???
BF: – Ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi
aur kamine ne nahin dee…!!!

#18746 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

Girlfriend: – Jaanu apni ye Diamond Ring
mujhe de do…!!!
Boyfriend: – kiyu Honey?
GF: – Main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi…!!!
BF: – Yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: – Woh kaise…???
BF: – Ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi
aur kamine ne nahin dee…!!!

#18748 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

Girlfriend: – Jaanu apni ye Diamond Ring
mujhe de do…!!!
Boyfriend: – kiyu Honey?
GF: – Main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi…!!!
BF: – Yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: – Woh kaise…???
BF: – Ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi
aur kamine ne nahin dee…!!!

#23636 arman

12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Ae dost jab bhi tu udas hoga,
hamara khayal tere pas hoga,

dil ki gaheraiyon se jab bhi karoge yaad mujhe,
tumhe hamare kareeb hone ka ehsaas hoga,

#25699 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017

Dhondo ge ujhre rishton main wafa k khazane,
Tum mere baad meri mohabbat ko yaad karoge.

#26283 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 09 Jun, 2017

Kis Taraf Le Chaloge Mujhe,
Raaste Mein Jab Miloge,

Lafz Lafz Saaf Ho Jaaungaa,
Kitaab Saa Jab Padhoge Mujhe,

Nazdik Itnaa Hoon Tumhare,
Yaad Kar Ke Kyaa Karoge Mujhe,

Koi Be-Noor Tasviir Nahi Hoon,
Jo Apne Rang Se Bharoge Mujhe,

Aansoo Tab Tak Nahi Rukenge,
Jazbaat Se Khaali Nahi Karoge Mujhe,

Agar Ek Baar Rooth Gayaa,
Kaha-Kaha Dhoondte Phiroge Mujhe.