Kids letters to God - Funny Jokes
Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
- Mark
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
- Dean
Dear God,
My brother told me about how I was born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
- Marsha
Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
-Beth
Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
-Donny
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation?
-Jane
Dear God,
In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea?
- Sincerely, Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
- Charles
Dear God,
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
- Jeff
