Happy 12:00:00 AM 16 Mar, 2017

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

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#843 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phir Thik Hai

Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga

#8629 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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.Boy:" Haan mujhe to jaise mere baap ne..

"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao

abhiyan Ka Chairman bana rakha h.

#8655 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

SantaKa Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai

Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.”
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.Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.

#8831 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do...
Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon...

Phir bola 2 aur de do,
us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai...

Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya,

Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya...

Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho...

Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai

#8884 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki ka Baap: Beta, Kya karte ho?

Boy: ji.. Admin department mein hoon..

Baap: waah beta... par kahan pe?
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Boy: Whatsapp 2 Group aur Facebook pe 3 Page ka Admin hoon.

#9296 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Solid Beizzati.....
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Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai :

Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke

Diya Hai

To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka

Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga....

Uss Mein Dekh Le,

Humse Kya Poochhti Hai 'Bhootni'

Kahi Ki....

#9437 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jab Ladki Bhaag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Ma Baap Ko Kya Karna Chahiye?

Uska Mundan Karwa Do.

5-6 Mahine Tak Bhagna Kya,

Ghar Se Bahar Kadam Bhi Nhi Rakhegi TAKALI...hahahhahaahhaah

#10021 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Ladki Se
PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To
UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe
hai.