TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki Ne Apne Mangetar Ko Sms Kiya.
"Hamari Shaadi Nahi Ho Sakti
Meri Kahin Aur Shaadi Tey Hogai Hai."

Ladke Ko Boht Sadma Lga
2 mint Bad Ladke Ko
Ladki Ki Taraf Se
1 aur Sms Mila

"SORRY SORRY
Galti se apko send ho gaya tha."

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#7791 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Aunty said to my Mom –
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” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka

raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”.:
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my mom simply said ,
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.” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
Raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai ”..
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks..

#7811 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kari

Fir whatsapp pr chating kari

Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.

Papa= beti toh fir shaadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale

Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.

#8070 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,

Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”

Aunty: “Nahi”

Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.png

#8104 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki ne anpni engagement ki khabar apni friend ko batai. . . .
1st girl: dekhney mein kaisa hai,
2nd girl: Rich hai,
3rd girl: Rehta kahan hai,
4th girl: Pehli baar kahan miley the,
5th girl: Pehle propose kisne kia tha?
Engaged girl replied: mein Q batau,
Now ladka apne friends ko apni mangni ke bare mein batata hai,

toh 1st boy: treat de
2nd boy: treat de
3rd boy: treat de
4th boy: treat de
5th boy: treat de
Engaged boy replied: Kyun tumhari behen se karwai hai, jo treat dun!!

#8487 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Mobile bana hai har ladki ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai
paresaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss you meri
jaan,
Teri aawaj sunne ko betab hai
mere kaan,
4-5 boyfriend bana kar kehti hai
ek tu hi meri jaan,
Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar
karti hai hairaan,
Kehti hai ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
Hosh me aawo mere bhai inko
pehchaan,
Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai shaitaan!

#8704 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki subah subah apne

Bf ko call krti hai,
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Girl: Mela sona, Mela baby

Mela pyala sa baby, Mela cutu cutypie,

Mela good wala bacha,

Kya kal laha hai mela bhondu bacha ??
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Boy: kitne paise chahiye bol ??

Subah subah maska mat maar

#8711 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha:

“Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”

Conductor:

“Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

#8851 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone
Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne
Fone Uthaya.
Ladki: “Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do.”
Bacha: “Aap Ka Name?”
Ladki: “Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki
Jaan-E Man Ka Fone Hai.”
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha
Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.
Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha:
“Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “Bitch”
Likha Hua Hai“

#9062 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call krti
he...
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Girl:
~ mela sona,
~ mela baby
~ mela pyala sa baby
~ mela cutu cutypie
~ mela good wala bacha
~ kya kal laha he mela bhondu bacha?
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Kapil : kitne paise chahie bol ?
subah subah maska mat maar