TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to usne muje thank u bola

Maine kaha thank u mat kaho ye lo mera

Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena

Aur un se kaho k ye

aur 3 ladkiyo ko de.....

Jai ho...

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#7811 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kari

Fir whatsapp pr chating kari

Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.

Papa= beti toh fir shaadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale

Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena.

#8208 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Yesterday i was having a conversation with my best friend.

Me : Bhai maine us ladki ko bata diya ki tu uska number maang raha tha. grin.png

He : Bhai kitna kamina hai tu, Kameenepan ki bhi hadd hoti hai frown.png

Me : Bhai lekin meri koi hadd nahi hai. Mai duniya ka sabse kameena dost hu.

Mai single hu, To tu bhi single hi rahega

He :

#8323 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Jee maine aapki ladki ko ek ladke ke saath

ghoomte hue dekha tha"

"Achcha? Clockwise ya anticlockwise?

#9365 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me
Mujhse Kaha Ki
"Aap Bhut Achi Post Krte Ho" ♥
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Awwwwww.
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Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu
Nhi Krti Ho?? (Y)
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Vo Boli- Nhi Main To Apki Har
Post 2-2 Baar Like Krti Hun...:o tongue.png :/
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Ab Aap Hi Btao.
Kaun Samjhay In tongue.png grin.png
Ladkiyon Ko

#9391 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Aaj Mene Ek Ladki Ko Request Send
Ki
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Shaam Uska Messege Aaya: Sorry
Main Unknown Ko Add Nahi
Karti
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Maine Reply Kiya: Jo Pehle Se 982
Friends Add Kiye
Hai,
Tu Un Sab Ki AUNTY Lagti Hai Kya
Kamini.....

#9511 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..

saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

#9937 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Maine ek din wall me Non Veg Joke
post kiya..
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ek ladki ne comment kiya:"samajh me
nahi aaya joke..
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ek Ladke ne us ladki k comment ka
reply kiya..
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Ladka:"samajh me nhi aya to"POGO"
dekh..:p
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after 3 days, ladki ka fir comment aaya
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Ladki:"yaar 3 din se POGO dekh rahi
hu, par joke abi tak samajh me nahi
aaya..:

#15720 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Shaadi karne ki baad aur shaadi karne ki aage

1. tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna

2. biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?

3. tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.

Aapko dhund raha hai

4. future ki baat soch kar ek moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).

5. onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).

6. aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.

7. keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.