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#34 ADMIN
06:09:06 PM 11 Feb, 2016
जिंदगी बदलने वाली कहानियां=>यहाँ क्लिक करें
Home > Aam Aadmi Party Jokes > girl friend boy friend jokes > मुझे ‘आप’ पसंद है लेकिन…Aam Aadmi Jokes
मुझे ‘आप’ पसंद है लेकिन…Aam Aadmi Jokes
बंटी बबली से बहुत प्यार करता था
बंटी ने सोचा कि आज अपने दिल की बात कह ही देता हूँ
बंटी – मुझे एक बात कहनी है
बबली – क्या ?
बंटी – मुझे ‘आप’ पसंद है
बबली – लेकिन मुझे तो ‘भाजपा’ पसंद है
हो गया ना दिमाग का दही :) :)
#95 ADMIN
11:23:36 PM 11 Mar, 2016
*: URGENT.*
Tonight at 00: 30 to 03: 30 make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, etc ... and put away from your body.
Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Tonight, 12:30 to 3:30 for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to Earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC News. Send this message to all the people who matter to you. FORWARDED AS RECEIVED
आज रात 12.30 से 3.30 बजे तक प्रथ्वी के पास से खतरनाक कास्मिक किरणें गुजरेंगी ।
कृपया आप अपने अपने मोबाइलफ़ोन स्विच ऑफ करके रखे ।और फ़ोन को अपने पास रखकर बिल्कुल न सोइए। अन्यथा आपको हानि पहुँच सकती हे।कृपया इस सन्देश को नजरअंदाज न करे। यदि आपको विश्वासन होतो आप गूगल पर "नासा बी बी सी न्यूज़"सर्च कर विस्तृत समाचार देख सकते हे। cede कृपया इस सन्देश को अन्य लोगो तक पहुचाने की कृपा करे। धन्न्यवाद
Pls. Sabhi gruop me send kariye
#100 ADMIN
02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016
3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳
Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃
Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌
Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏
Teacher: Excellent!😘
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡
Rancho: Why sir?😧
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back.
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐
Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏
Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕
Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱
#111 ADMIN
03:00:59 AM 11 Apr, 2016
💻 *"WANTED"* 💻
😜😜 एक बार जो मैने "Msg" करना शुरू कर दीया तो उसके बाद मै अपने "BALANCE" की भी नही सोचता....😜😜
💻 *"DABBANG"* 💻
😛😛 हम तुम्हारे "Mobile" मे ईतने "Msg" करेंगे की कनफ्युझ हो जाओगे की कौनसा पढे ओर कौनसा डीलीट करे......😛😛
💻 *"READY"* 💻
😄😄 दुनीयामे तुम्हे सबसे ज्यादा "Msg" सीर्फ 3 लोग करेंगे : I, Me, and Myself...😀😀
💻 *"BODYGUARD"* 💻
😂😂 मुज पर एक एहसान करना मेरे "Msg" मुझे फोरवर्ड मत करना.....😂😂
💻 *"KICK"* 💻
😅😅 मेरे "Msg" मोबाईल मे आयेंगे पर समज मे नही.....😅😅
💻 *"JAI HO"* 💻
😇😇😇 अगर मेरा "Msg" आपको अच्छा लगे तो "Thank you" मत बोलना,वो "Msg" 3 लोगो को फोरवर्ड कर देना 😇😇😇
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ha ha ha😊😊😊
#117 ADMIN
03:09:06 AM 11 Apr, 2016
*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*
*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*
*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*
*Then,*
*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*
*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*
*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*
*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*
*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*
*Is it Money?*
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*NO!*
*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*
*Leadership?*
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*NO!*
*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*
*Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our*
*"ATTITUDE"...*
*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*
*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life*
*and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*
*Amazing mathematics*
*Beautiful msg to share:*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*
*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*
*With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above, study the*
*following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself*
*Hindu -*
*S h r e e K r i s h n a*
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1
=135
*=1+3+5 = 9*
*Muslim*
*M o h a m m e d*
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4
= 72
*= 7+2 = 9*
*Jain*
*M a h a v i r*
13+1+8+1+22+9+18
=72
*= 7+2= 9*
*Sikh*
*G u r u N a n a k*
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11
=108
*=1+0+8 = 9*
*Parsi*
*Z a r a t h u s t r a*
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1
=153
*=1+5+3 = 9*
*Buddhist*
*G a u t a m*
7+1+21+20+1+13
=63
*= 6+3 = 9*
*Christian*
*E s a M e s s i a h*
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8
=99
9+9=18
*1+8 = 9*
*Each one ends with number 9*
*THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!*
👈 *who ever created this msg's great.....*
👌👌🌟✨✨💖💖
#130 ADMIN
06:58:09 AM 11 Apr, 2016
Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!
#158 ADMIN
09:19:02 AM 11 Apr, 2016
शक्ति कपूर की बेटी श्रद्धा कपूरकी किस्मत देखिये ।
Movie 1:- Aashiqui 2 में बेवड़ॉ मिला...
Movie 2:- Ek villain गुंडा (लफंगा) मिला।...
Movie 3:- Haider me Terrorist(आतंकवादी) मिला....
बाप ने कोई अच्छे कर्म किये होते
तो कोई हीरो मिलता ना ...
#185 ADMIN
07:12:24 PM 11 Apr, 2016
एक बुढा लडकी से टकराया.....
""बुढा :- sorry... 😸 .
""लडकी :- अंधा है क्या.... दिखता नही... 😒 😬
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""लडकी जैसे आगे बढी, एक handsome लडका उस लडकी से
टकरा गया.... 😍 .
""लडका :- sorry..... 😞
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""लडकी :- it's ok.. 😍 😘 .
""बुढा लडकी से बोला :-मेरी
sorry की स्पेलिंग गलत थी क्या
😀😛 😝 😜 😂 😂 😂
#464 ADMIN
07:49:11 AM 11 Aug, 2016
Four Seasons fill the measure of the year;
There are four seasons in the mind of man:—
He has his lusty Spring, when fancy clear
Takes in all beauty with an easy span:
He has his Summer, when luxuriously
Spring's honey'd cud of youthful thought he loves
To ruminate, and by such dreaming high
Is nearest unto heaven: quiet coves
His soul has in its Autumn, when his wings
He furleth close; contented so to look
On mists in idleness—to let fair things
Pass by unheeded as a threshold brook:
He has his Winter too of pale misfeature,
Or else he would forego his mortal nature.
#465 ADMIN
07:49:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee
