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12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017
Mere sath wo rahega to zamana kya kahega,
Meri ik yehi tamanna, Tera ik yehi bahaana,
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#1804 ADMIN
01:24:24 AM 12 Jun, 2016
Main Ghar Late
Aya To Papa Ne Poocha:
Kaha Thaa Kamineπ‘?
I Said:
Friend K Ghar Par Thaπ‘
To Papa Ne Mere Hi Samne Mere 10 friends Ko Call Kiπ³
4 Ne Kaha:
G Uncle Yahin Par Thaπ
3 Ne Kaha:
Abi Abi Nikla Haiπ
2 Ne Kaha:
Yahan Par Hi Hai Uncle, Padh Rahe Hai, Phone Doon Kya...?π
1 Kaminy Ne To Had Hi Kr Di,,
Wo Meri Awaz Mein Bola:πππ
''G Papa Bolo Kya Hua...?
Ye Sun Kar To Papa Bhi Hans Pade.π¨π
Aur Bole...Kameene Aaj Pata Chala Ke
"Dost Zindagi Mein Nahin Milte Balki Zindagi Dosto Main Milti h,,π«π¬π
Special Doston Ko Send Kroππππ
Note:
Yeh msg un dosto ko bhejo jin ka sath aap puri zindgi nahi chhodna chahte..βΊ
muje bhi kare agar aap muje bhi nahi khona chahte..
Yeh msg sabko send karo aur dekho kitne log Aapko khona nahi chahte..
#9698 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Height of insult...
Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li.
Patni sofe pr baith gayi and pati counter pr room book krne
chala gaya. Waha pr ek ladki mini skirt me counter pr
khadi thi.
Room me aakar pati ne patni se kaha: wo jo ladki counter
pr khadi thi wo call girl thi
Patni - nahi ji ye unka uniform hota h aap to kuch b
samajh lete ho
Pati patni me bahas ho gayi or shart lag gayi
Pati ne patni ko parde ke peeche chhupa diya or ladki ko
bulaya or puccha - main akela hu aaj rat mere sath rukogi
Ladki boli - 2000 lungi
Pati - 200 dunga
Aur ladki gussa hoke chali gayi or pati shart jeet gaya
Fir sham ko dono pati patni restaurent me baithe hue the
to us ladki ne door se uneh dekha nd paas aakar boli....
200 rs me to aisi hi milegi..
#9732 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.
Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.
Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.
#25929 Afsar
12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017
Tera khayal teri baat sath chalti hai,
Yeh kaaynat mere sath sath chalti hai,
Tamaam umar ka milna koi bhula bhi de,
Magar woh pehli mulaqaat sath chalti hai,
Bichadne lagta hai jab akhri musafir bhi,
To ek mauj-e-khayalat sath chalti hai,
Yeh kaisi raah pe dala hai waqt ne mujhko,
Na koi din na koi raat sath chalti hai,
Bohat aziz hai ankhon ko aansuon ki jhadi,
Koi bhi rut ho yeh barsaat saath chalti hai.
#40410 arman
12:00:00 AM 28 Jul, 2017
Jab chale do Kadam wo sath mere to unke sath se pyar hua,
Thama jo pyar se hath mera to is hath se pyar hua,
Jab pukara pyar se naam mera to apne hi naam se pyar hua,
Jis raat mai aye khwaab unka us suhani raat se pyar hua,
Aagr itna hi khubsurat tha ye pyar toh fir Kyu nhi
unhe mere pyar krne ke is andaz se pyar hua.