TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Meri biwi par mere aitbaar ki hadd dekh ghalib......

usne din ko raat kaha....

aur humne peg bana liya !!!

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#9086 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi

#9292 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa calls Just Dial.....
santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.
JustDial - Sir aapke cell par sms chala gaya.
usme aap k sawal ka jawab hai .
Santa - Kaunse cell par.
JustDial - Wahi jo registeredhai 9450XXXXXX.
Santa - Oh teri wo phone to abhi meri biwi ke pass hai.
.
.
.
Justdial - Sir, just dial mein call karne ke liye sukriya.
Aap zinda bache to fir baat hogi.

#9340 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Tantrik to santa: Beta

tumhare ghar par

chudail ka vaas hai..

Santa: Baba, main

thappad maar dunga jo

meri biwi ke baare me

kuchh kaha to..

#9589 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jab Maine "Daru"
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya.

Aur Maine "Daru"
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Par fir jab Maine
Un tamaam "Daru" factory ke Mazdur,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me
Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi.

Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly.

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain

#16133 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!

"PROOF"
Most women don't like to help unknown men;
But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women.

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI / KAMWALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....

Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi,

So Respect all MEN...

#16144 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.

2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.

1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?

2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,

"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".

Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!