Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Na koi kisi se door hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke kareeb hota hai,

Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai..

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#8715 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

#8869 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
.
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
.
Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
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.."TRY"to har ek ko karungi..:
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Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . .
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Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nhi,
.
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum
nhi,
.
.Are uss ladki ki maa ki.
kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi..

#9122 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
.
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
.
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi..

#9209 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Lady to Baba-'Baba agar kisi pe bhoot ka saya ho

aur uska koi medicine ilaaj na kar paye to hum kya karenge?'


Baba-havan karenge,havan karenge,havan karenge..

#9505 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Khubsurat Ladkiyan Zyada Padhti Nahi H
.
Qki
.
Woh Janti Hain K..
.
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Dunya K Kisi Koney Main Koi Gadha Un Ke Liye
Doctor, Engineer Ban Raha Hoga..

#9843 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College...

1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai...

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara...

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi...

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally

With Full Attitude

8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya.

#10022 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

#10163 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Boy:- jaanu Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi

Ko Mat Btana...
.
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GiRl:- Tumhari bahen Ko To Zaroor

Btaungi, Kameeni KehtiThi Koi "kutta"

Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar karega..

#10184 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

1st Girl:
Aaj kal K Larkon Ka Koi Aitbaar Nahi, Mein To Ab Uska Mooh Bhe Nahi Dekhon ge.

2nd Girl:
Q Kia Hua? Tum Ne Usy Kisi aur Larki K Sath Dekh Lea?

1st Girl:
Nahi Us Ne Mujy Kisi aur Larky K Sath Dekh Lea, Halan K Kal Keh Raha Tha Mein LAHORE Ja raha Hon.

Jhoota...

Dhokey baaz.

#10578 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Dil dedo kisi ek ko, wo b kisi nek ko

Yeh koi mandir ka parsad nahi,

Jo baant te rahe har ek ko

Dil denge kisi ek ko wo b kisi nek ko

Jab tak girl freind nahi pat jaati,

Propose kerenge her ek ko..