arman 12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

No one has ever has ever made me feel so complete.
With your love I am satisfied.

With your care and affection,
I feel so alive.

Thank you. I will always be grateful for that.
Thanks to make my New Year Special.

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#117 ADMIN

03:09:06 AM 11 Apr, 2016

*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*

*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*

*Then,*

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our*

*"ATTITUDE"...*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life*
*and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing mathematics*

*Beautiful msg to share:*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*

*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

*With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above, study the*
*following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself*

*Hindu -*
*S h r e e K r i s h n a*
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1
=135
*=1+3+5 = 9*

*Muslim*
*M o h a m m e d*
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4
= 72
*= 7+2 = 9*

*Jain*
*M a h a v i r*
13+1+8+1+22+9+18
=72
*= 7+2= 9*

*Sikh*
*G u r u N a n a k*
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11
=108
*=1+0+8 = 9*

*Parsi*
*Z a r a t h u s t r a*
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1
=153
*=1+5+3 = 9*

*Buddhist*
*G a u t a m*
7+1+21+20+1+13
=63
*= 6+3 = 9*

*Christian*
*E s a M e s s i a h*
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8
=99
9+9=18
*1+8 = 9*

*Each one ends with number 9*

*THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!*

πŸ‘ˆ *who ever created this msg's great.....*
πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸŒŸβœ¨βœ¨πŸ’–πŸ’–

#1262 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Watch the news right now....
One more positive Jhatka from PM for all private company employees....

1) All private company employees will work only 8hrs.

2) If manager ask to wait more than 8hrs, employee can sue the manager in the court.

3) Employee can take weekly 1day leave apart from sat n sun.

4) Company has to give mandatory 30% rise in annual salary.

5) If employee wants to leave job, Company has to pay his full n final settlement on the last day of his service.

6) None of the employee can be terminated, as they were hired after long rounds of interview.

7) Special privileged leave on birthday, anniversary and celebration at home apart from annual leaves.

8) Minimum 1 hour of rest during working hours.

9) Free membership for extra curricular activities.

Effective from today midnight..






Aaisa mujhe sapna aaya tha
πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

#1288 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Just For Laughs*
πŸ˜œπŸ€‘

*A Bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant, who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.*

*One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.*

*Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.*

*The shop assistant nods, and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.*

*The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.*

*When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.*

*As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on, and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.*

*After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"*

*Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.*

*Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.*

*Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"*

*"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."* πŸ˜πŸ€‘πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
____________________

*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
____________________

*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
____________________

*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
____________________

*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
____________________

*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
____________________
*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
____________________

*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
____________________

*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
____________________

*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
____________________

*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
____________________

*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
____________________

*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#7471 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...



Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...

Don't laugh alone, share with others

#9423 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Dude she has an I phone ,,,

aur tere pass Nokia 1100 ,,tujhse kabhi nahi pategi wo !!

--- Best friends logic

#9698 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Height of insult...
Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li.
Patni sofe pr baith gayi and pati counter pr room book krne
chala gaya. Waha pr ek ladki mini skirt me counter pr
khadi thi.
Room me aakar pati ne patni se kaha: wo jo ladki counter
pr khadi thi wo call girl thi
Patni - nahi ji ye unka uniform hota h aap to kuch b
samajh lete ho
Pati patni me bahas ho gayi or shart lag gayi
Pati ne patni ko parde ke peeche chhupa diya or ladki ko
bulaya or puccha - main akela hu aaj rat mere sath rukogi
Ladki boli - 2000 lungi
Pati - 200 dunga
Aur ladki gussa hoke chali gayi or pati shart jeet gaya
Fir sham ko dono pati patni restaurent me baithe hue the
to us ladki ne door se uneh dekha nd paas aakar boli....
200 rs me to aisi hi milegi..

#15797 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Ladkon Pe Zulm
When a girl cries "whole world consoles her"
But wen a boy cries "people say cum on man, don't b like a girl"

If a girl slaps a boy "boy has done d mistake".
Bt if a boy slaps a girl "rascal does not knw hw 2 respect ladies".

If a boy talks 2 a girl "he is flirting"
Bt if girl is talking 2 boy"she is very frndly"

Kya LADKO k khilaf is desh me aisa hi zulm hote rahenge
.
.
Janne k liya dekhiye "Na aana is des mere munna"

Coming Soon

#15909 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Here are two engineers, one of them has hacked others website and try to using this. Just imagine if these two engineers named accordingly their nature and other characters also in same manner. Like good man is Ram, Bad man is Rawan, Website is Seeta.com and other characters are also names from Ramayana, this is pure imagination so don't take it seriously and enjoy imagination]
Ram: Someone has hacked my website; I am not sure who is he but I am unable to access it. I must know who has done that, Laxman, Laxman [loudly].
Laxman: Yaa, what happened?
Ram: what the hell were you doing? I appointed you as the chief security software engineer and you couldn't save your first websites. Someone has hacked Seeta.com.
Laxman: Ram brother, I wasn't there at the time of hacking Seeta.com needs an Add-on on emergency basis and she was popping up "Need: Golden Deer" again and again. So I went to google.com for the same software and when I again maximized up the Seeta.com it was gone already, Raawan did it,οΏ½I also disabled the download manager, software update etc using Laxman-Rekha.
Ram: Who is Rekha new joiner?
Laxman: Not bro, it's a software to prevent viruses, I developed it.
Ram: Oh you developed it, that's why!,οΏ½anyway call anyone expert who can trace that how did it happen?
Laxman: I know someone named Jatayu Fadiya, who can trace the whole hacking, but in between if Raawan try to access websites Seeta.com then?
Ram: Don't Worry, Seeta.com can not allow anyone to access itself it has been made with default user Ram and with a very secure property called "Pativrataa".
You! Call Jatayu immediately.
Laxman: He is out of network area; I think he must be flying high today.
Ram: Call him continuously, and get connected as he comes little lower.
Laxman: Ok.
Laxma:n: [After sometime]: Bro we get it.
Ram: Ok mail me the detailed.
Laxman: I thought it's urgent.
Ram: ok tail me first but don't forget the mail, and also CC that mail to Bali and Arjun.
Laxman: Ram, Arjun is not available, it will come in future OS, Microsoft Mahabhatarat.
Ram: Ok, than mail Bali and inform him on mobile also that we need a support to find and destroy the hacker ASAP. Who is he anyway and why did he hack our new website?
Laxman: Talk to jatayu for that... he can explain you in detailed.
Jatayu: Hi Ram.
Ram: Hi Jatayu! What's this sound?
Jatayu: Actually I am just flying little above. Anyway for you information He is Raawan, an extraordinary mind student from Shivbhakt Institue, owner of Gold Lanka Consultancy in Srilanka, from our OSC Vibhishan we got information that Raawanalso registered a website named Seeta, but Janak rejected his plea, And one of his sister Surabankha also wanted to join your brother's firm, but Laxman rejected her in interview. That's why in frustration Raawanhacked our Seeta.com.
Ram: but how did he break Laxman's Laxam-Rekha software?
Jatayu: He used some fraud name "Swami" and as you know in your company Raghukul you can't stop someone with names like, "Swami", "Bhikchuk", "Bhakt", etc. Raghukul Reet sadaa chali aayi, "Virus Aa Jaye Par User Naa Jaye".
Ram: Thanks Jatayu, bye. Laxman Mail this to Bali also.
Laxman: ok.
Ram: [After little time] Anyway Laxman what's the status of Bali, is he progressing in right way.
Laxman: yes I talked to him they are making a mirror way to enter Rawan's server, ther are making some Ram-Setu bridge for the Path.
Ram: ok. And what else we need to get back Seeta.
Laxman: as per my knowledge, Raawan has few good software to protect his servers, one of them kumbhkaran, Who eats a lot space in installation and very slow software, but provides a good security, and another one is Meghnath, tracing Meghnath is very tough, he is having good knowledge of JAVA and makes himself invisible and than attack using Jar applications.
Ram: I think the bridge process has been completed and we are ready to attack on Kumbhkaran, Meghanath and Raawan finally.
Laxman: I am starting a SCAN using Angad and other small softwares.

#16106 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one question

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, I will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

Student answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.

Professor Shocked!!!