Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage,
Sharab mein gham ko milane lage,

Daru bhi bewafa nikali yaron,
Nashe mein to woh aur bhi yaad aane lage.

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#8637 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband Wife Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
Husband Ne Wife Ko Darane Ke Liye Car Ko Tez Speed Se Chalaya Aur Puchha.
Husband: “Dekhi Meri Speed?”
Achanak Car Band Ho Gayi.
Wife Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
Hasband: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi“

#9516 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

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Pappu Aashiqui 2 dekh kar aaya...

aur apni GF se Bola:" Sun Rahi Hai Na Tu...cry.png(
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Killer shyari...:p

Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi..

#9732 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.

#9877 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
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Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,

#15760 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

#16098 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

#17348 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Galat Sangati - Bar Jokes
Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

#18749 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

1st Friend: – Yaar, kal raat maine bahut
kam pee…!!!
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2nd Friend: – Haan yaar, tabhi tu apne hi phone kee
flash light se apna hi phone dhoondh raha tha…!!!

#25976 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Teri aankhon ke ye jo pyale hain,
Meri andheri raaton ke ujale hain,

Peeta hoon jaam par jaam tere naam ka,
Hum to sharabi be-sharab wale hain..!!