Happy 12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Phone Par Baat - Hindi Jokes
Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband : Behan se.
Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?
Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...

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#8112 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der

se kahi gayi hai..!

Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

#8389 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya.

To Usne Ek Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha.

Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya: “Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hain Iss Sawaal Ka Jawaab

Dene Ke Liye, Aur Tumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab.”

Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur Uske Chaaro Option Padta Hai.

Girlfriend: “Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni! Bye.“

#9292 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa calls Just Dial.....
santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.
JustDial - Sir aapke cell par sms chala gaya.
usme aap k sawal ka jawab hai .
Santa - Kaunse cell par.
JustDial - Wahi jo registeredhai 9450XXXXXX.
Santa - Oh teri wo phone to abhi meri biwi ke pass hai.
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.
.
Justdial - Sir, just dial mein call karne ke liye sukriya.
Aap zinda bache to fir baat hogi.

#9754 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

#10122 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
...
rahi hai.
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number

#25254 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Hichkiya aane se ek baat ka to ehsaans hua,
ki aap hume roz yaad karti hain,

milne nahi aati to kya hua,
phone par to baat karti hain.