Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya,
Mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya.
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Teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar,
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Kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya.
Bollywood Movie: Pyar Ka Tohfa

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#7573 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota
hai sir ??
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Teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar
karne wala milega.
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Girl: agar achi na bani to ?
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Teacher: to bahut saraye milenge :

#8477 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

The importance of number 4 in our life!
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai...
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat
4 kitabein toh padh li, Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo...
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hai
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya
4 din to ghar me tik ke baith jati
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi
1 aur.....
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka
Ab message kya dekh rahe ho... 4 logo ko share kar do...

#8864 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Koi pyari cute si sweet si ladki online hai kya .
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Online hai toh face-book band kare aur so jaye jaldi se

Maahol aur zamana bohat khrab hai

#8900 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav

Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina

"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.

#9135 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
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Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge

#9201 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Dear sunday...!!
.....
..
..
Yu tera aana or aakar chale jaana...
Dilo ka he toot jaana...
So yaar aye ho to 2,3 din
baad hi ab jaana... Bcos usne Kaha
tha.."Karti hu mai to Pyar Sirf sunday
ko..
Krta hu tera Intjaar Sirf sunday ko

#9203 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

shadi ke 7 sukh

1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye)

2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye)

3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye)

4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye)

5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye)

6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye)

7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye)

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

#9291 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ?
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Boy :"Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke

#9388 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye

dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya...
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda"

Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes

mili

Kaise..???
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.Sasur ne di.

#9395 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

First year -
Golu (sutta marte huve) - yaar ye sutta badi pyari cheez hoti hai
Faraz (sutta marte huve ) - Pappu ek baar try karke dek,tuze b pyari lagne lagegi
Pappu - Nahi yaar,sutta se me dur hi thik hu , it kills

Final Year -
Raat k 1 baje
Pappu - Bhai tere pass sutta hai ??

sala kal subah exam hai aur me sutta lana bhul gaya,

kahi se b jugad kar de bhai

Golu - Nahi hai bhai , mere liye b

Raat k 2 baje
Pappu - Bhai tere pass lighter ya machis hai kya??

sutta to mil gaya par jalane ko kuch nhi hai