Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Raat me 2 sharabiyo ne chand ki

Parchhayi talaab me dekhi...

1st :- Ye kya hai?

2nd :- chand.

1st:- abe sale ghar chal

Galti se chand pe aa gye.

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#7791 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Aunty said to my Mom –
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” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka

raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”.:
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my mom simply said ,
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.” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
Raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai ”..
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks..

#9147 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek village mei aaj bhi films ka advt. cycle rickshaw se announce hota h..

Ek din kuch aisa announce ho raha tha..
Film ka naam - "bade ghar ki beti..."

"bade ghar ki beti ka mazaa lijiye,
din mei chaar baar,
9 se 12, 12 se 3, 3 se 6 aur raat 9 se 12..baje tak...

Aage ka 20 rupaye, peeche ka 10 rupaye.."

#9395 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

First year -
Golu (sutta marte huve) - yaar ye sutta badi pyari cheez hoti hai
Faraz (sutta marte huve ) - Pappu ek baar try karke dek,tuze b pyari lagne lagegi
Pappu - Nahi yaar,sutta se me dur hi thik hu , it kills

Final Year -
Raat k 1 baje
Pappu - Bhai tere pass sutta hai ??

sala kal subah exam hai aur me sutta lana bhul gaya,

kahi se b jugad kar de bhai

Golu - Nahi hai bhai , mere liye b

Raat k 2 baje
Pappu - Bhai tere pass lighter ya machis hai kya??

sutta to mil gaya par jalane ko kuch nhi hai

#9516 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

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Pappu Aashiqui 2 dekh kar aaya...

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Killer shyari...:p

Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Wah..Wah..
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Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi..

#9844 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga k so
gaye..
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RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe
kya nazar aatahai..??
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2nd:"Bahut sare sitare
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1st:"Isse kya pata chalta hai..??
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2nd:"Asman khubsurat hai..
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1st:"Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori
ho gaya hai..

#9941 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1st Dost:
Kal mei raat ko bathroom
gya
to andar bhoot tha frown.png
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2nd Dost:To phir kia hoa 1st Dost:Hona kia tha mei
bhoot se bola
Tum kar lo humari to
wese hi nikal gayi hahaha

#9959 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
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pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR.

#10066 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti hai.
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1st apni maa.
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2nd dadi maa.
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3rd nani maa.
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4th saasu ma.
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Aur 1 maa wo jiske baare me mummy kehti hai:

ye har roz 12 bje raat ko teri kaun si maa ka phone aata hai...??

#10174 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.