Happy 12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Santa - I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
Girl - Main tumse pyar karti hoon.
Santa - Le ek question kya poochha, tu to mujhse pyar kar baithi "PAGLI".

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#621 ADMIN

01:23:25 PM 11 Nov, 2016

Santa- Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.

Teacher- Very Good.
Kisme Aaya?








SanTa- RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me....
😝😝😝😝

#6851 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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bnglore aya banglore aya.
balle balle
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'air hostess: hello sir.

b silent
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santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
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alle alle .

#7525 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

You can't beat this-!

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???

Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..

Teacher: How

Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

#7535 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya
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Dukandar-- kitne kaa??
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Santa-- 10 rs ka kar do
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Dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega..
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Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..

#7637 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa flight me pilot ka

headphone chheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le

aur Gaane tum suno...!!

#7703 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted

#8162 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Badi Mushkil Se Ek Ladki Dhundi Aur Girl Friend Bana Li

Ek Din Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki S*x Karte Hai To Santa Ne Hotel Mein Room Book Kara Liyo

Dono Bed Pe Bethe Thhe To Ladki Ne Bade Hi Erotic Mood Mein Santa Ko Kaha

Ladki: “Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?”

Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Fir Confidence Se Bola

Santa: “Elastic Hi Hogaa, Aaj-Kal Naade Waali Kaun Pehntaa Hai.“

#8221 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........


Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na

#8266 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Shravan chal rahe hain na...

#8458 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Mujrewaali:

Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do...

Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,

Acha behen...ab tu baith main nachta hun.. :-