TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya

"Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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#7703 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted

#8162 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Badi Mushkil Se Ek Ladki Dhundi Aur Girl Friend Bana Li

Ek Din Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki S*x Karte Hai To Santa Ne Hotel Mein Room Book Kara Liyo

Dono Bed Pe Bethe Thhe To Ladki Ne Bade Hi Erotic Mood Mein Santa Ko Kaha

Ladki: “Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?”

Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Fir Confidence Se Bola

Santa: “Elastic Hi Hogaa, Aaj-Kal Naade Waali Kaun Pehntaa Hai.“

#8733 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy

K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski

Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo

Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

#8772 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???

Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी

#8924 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Lady to Santa: Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho?

Santa: Ye kamina Tiger hi hai, pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal Kutte jaisi ho gayi hai.

#9103 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana.
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Santafrown.pngjara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge?
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Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga.
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Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa.
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Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q?
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Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa

#9284 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! >:/ 3-|

Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

#9310 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi..

#9401 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
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Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai.