Happy 12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya to waha par Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, "Tum karlo, mera to ho gaya hai."

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#8799 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” smile.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape MeinGussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Kart

#8925 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png sunglasses.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” grin.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?” :o

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

#9426 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: "Chutiya"=

#9511 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..

saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

#9592 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa ko neat whisky peeta dekh ek aadmi bola:

"aapne daru mein paani nahi milaya?"

Santa: "Abey main Santa hun; itna paani toh hamare

mooh mein daru ko dekhte hi aa jaata hai!

#9945 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh
lungi.
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.SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se
bola:
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“The” :p

Santa rocxx....grl shocksss ..

#15770 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.

#16196 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Santa: Doc Saab, main chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

#16701 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It's a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.