TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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#7708 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari
Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din
se Bhukha Hoon”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya
Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Haan”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar
Na

#8162 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Badi Mushkil Se Ek Ladki Dhundi Aur Girl Friend Bana Li

Ek Din Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki S*x Karte Hai To Santa Ne Hotel Mein Room Book Kara Liyo

Dono Bed Pe Bethe Thhe To Ladki Ne Bade Hi Erotic Mood Mein Santa Ko Kaha

Ladki: “Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?”

Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Fir Confidence Se Bola

Santa: “Elastic Hi Hogaa, Aaj-Kal Naade Waali Kaun Pehntaa Hai.“

#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

#8655 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

SantaKa Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai

Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.”
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.Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.

#8799 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” smile.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape MeinGussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Kart

#8877 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

#8900 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav

Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina

"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.

#8916 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekha..
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Oh God, She Smokes ;-O
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fir Wisky Dekha..
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Oh God, She Drinks
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Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
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Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai.

#8925 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai” frown.png sunglasses.png

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti” grin.png

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?” :o

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi,

Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

#8940 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha